Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 14, 2020

Is it ok to just look at the pictures?

So, it’s okay to be full of sh!t, then?

I’m not allowed to read Frog Applause? Bold of you to assume I can read!

one day before his birthday; a very merry unbirthday to me, to you

This, folks, is how corporations try to trip you up before they’ll have to pay out for retirement packages. Any minute infraction on your part disqualifies you from collecting. It’s do as I say not as I do….as the CEO was “caught On camera” in the john reading FA, while emptying his bladder and bowels….needless to say the president of the board was flabbergasted when he reviewed the video and promptly cancelled the CEO’s Golden Balloon pkg!

Strict but fair?

Harsh but fair.

P.S. You wouldn’t think the Frog Applause™ Bath Mat Factory would be so strict, but if Johnny Two Fingers says it then it must be so.

Policies down at the Bath Mat Works® aren’t so Draconian. They figured, after finally installing running water, it could be used for removing human waste. Frog Applause, though? Forget it.

Then it’s a good thing I’m already retired; I can read Frog Applause all day long (Quick! Before it goes away forever!), live on the toilet (Grout cakes, heavy on the 30 weight) and the “boss” can kiss my very active patootie!

To unleash the F-BOMB or not to unleash the F-BOMB …

That is the question …!

Equating Frog Applause with bodily fluid and waste? How droll!

… Jim’s grandson went back in time to warn Jim on what he had to do to stop Biden from being elected…

…but of course he was paid by Trump to do it…

…Jim spanked little Donnie when Donnie kicked Jim’s golf ball into the sandtrap…

…now, it’s payback…

…will Jim listen to his g-son, Lester?…

…or will he give into temptation and read all of the Frog Applauses that Lester brought with him from the future?…

I fear nothing.

I want nothing.

I am free!

(A Golden Frog Award for anyone who can identify the source of the preceding.)

Direct Action Response to imperious bully:

Reaches out, snaps two pointed fingers all the way to back of his hand. Yup; well broken! Then, calls up Frog Applause on his device and reads it aloud to the craven lout before defenestrating him! Satisfaction guaranteed.

Shortly we’ll be deprived of access to Frog Applause. Presumably the rest will follow soon.

Yep. I worked for him for a while. Caught him reading Brenda Starr on his company lap top and got him fired.

I’d like to bake you a cake. What’s your favorite flavor?

Only a few more weeks to go. I’m almost done reading all the past strips. I kinda tempted to save all the panels in a folder so I can read them again in a couple of years.

Without reading the subsequent comments, that’s from Zorba! by Kander and Ebb, one of my favorite musicals of all time. <3