Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 19, 2020

“Hail, Hail, Froglandia, land of the brave and free”

Passports are now being issued for parts unknown and previous to the farewell fecal plume to be issued by Vlad himself. Please go to the Link below to assure your place aboard the trans-dimensional F.A.S. Grace. There is still plenty of room in steerage.

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What flavor is that cupcake?

I do not support serial killers.

I̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶,̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶

Nah.

̶C̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶I̶s̶h̶m̶a̶e̶l̶

Nah.

̶I̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶A̶p̶r̶i̶l̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶l̶o̶c̶k̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶r̶t̶e̶e̶n̶.̶

Nah.

I just can’t seem to come up with an appropriate comment this morning.

…this somehow leads me think of a recent meme…

…(ok,ok, I probably was gonna use this no matter what)…

…exclaiming that southern boys don’t really like Trump…

…they just pretend that they do so they don’t appear ‘liberal’…

… liberal is code for soft, weak, having a mind of your own, and liking to wear pantyhose, I guess…

…so this meme’s whole made up culture is that of being anything other than what you are told to be is a very very bad thing…

… I would like to say, poor fellas…

…but dually diesel pickup trucks cost $70,000…

…ain’t cheap, that’s for sure…

…but ya have to listen to music that might be just alright to ya…

…have to but a semi-automatic weapon…

…again…

…not cheap…

…probably love yer gay cousin, Willy. ..

…but ya can’t be who ya really are…

…or say what ya really want to say…

…‘cuz your friends…

…whom are suppose ta be wit ya no matter what, bro …

… will ostracize you if you say something like, ’Wow, I really wish I had healthcare…

…this is impossible not true…

…not a word…

…but the truth is…

… if you write ’Apologies to: …

…before hand…

… it’s not plagiarism…

And GoComics’ catchphrase is, ‘Get the comics you want, your way.’ Riiiiight. Then, we want ‘Frog Applause’.

There IS a reason I come here, I’m sure of it! – Anybody out there able to explain why?

I’m pretty sure the GC honchos, if they read today’s Frog Applause, would eat their hearts out, if they had hearts.

I believe what we are seeing is Her retrospective of FA’s time on GC.

This is a good thing.

I expect we’ll see She started out one way, and then She tried something different, and then She seemed to spend some time trying to get back to the first thing.

Irregardless,* I sense exceptional lameness between now and November 6.

* Which by the way didn’t used to be a word but now is a word although it’s not a very popular word with fancy pants word people.

P.S. In the spirit of the moment, I p̶l̶a̶g̶a̶r̶i̶z̶e̶d̶ p̶l̶a̶g̶i̶a̶r̶i̶z̶e̶d̶ stole part of the above.

“Frida says reading the comics can add years to your life”

I’ve done the math …

Poetry + motion sickness, indeed, does add up to

… the LAME comedic celebration (and consternation)

… of this thing called Frog Applause … CaFfEiNe

a composer of music has plagiarized another composer’s compositions, that individual is in real treble now

Suddenly it all makes sense!

She got Adam@Home wrong. How many others?

I’m feeling a little motion sickness just now (which is odd, because I’m just sitting in front of my computer), but perhaps a touch of poetry will cure me: um, err, ah “Vides ut alta stet nive candidum Soracte”….

[Cheatsheet for the lazy Froglandian: https://tinyurl.com/y6lqzjom ]

But why choose to plagiarize a serial killer in the first place?

A drollery regarding GoComics….

I don’t have poetic eyebrows, but I’m told my belly button is quite bard like.

“We are here by the will of the people, and I refuse to leave until my overcoat is returned.”Bonus points if you know who I plagiarized that from!