Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 30, 2020

Someone give “his humbleness” a dictionary.

And it’s not “disguised” if I happen to look exactly like Marigold.

LSH and his “spy shack”…

Almost all magic turns out to have non-magical underpinnings. And I only say “almost” because I keep hoping…

I’m humble. I’m very humble. More humble than anyone. Why, I’m humble-plus! I’m so humble that I…….

“Okay then, ‘stalking.’ Does ‘stalking’ work better for you?”

On the topic of being “humble,” in 1950s movie The Crimson Pirate, the pirate ship’s first mate was named Humble Bellows, and he had a tendency to speak of doing things “humbly.” Just six minutes into the film, Bellows’ first line was sarcastically saying to a man he’d just strangled (apparently to unconsciousness), “My humble apologies!”

I don’t think Solid Snake would agree.

I see a restraining order sometime soon in LSH’s future!

He even brags humbly.

Yes. Yes, I think it actually is.

“…With a shyness that is criminally vulgar.”

He has a point. Or two points, to be specific.

It is not spying simply because I am hidden, quiet and paying attention – one could learn a lot from that.

That was also a possibility.

The Lord has a brilliant future as a press secretary…

OH! Well SAID, LSH!

NOW I know why… :P