Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2020

“Leftover pizza” is breakfast.

You knew that already, Pig.

Here are the real problems of the world .

I’m quite familiar with pizza, but what is “leftover pizza”?

It’s obvious you’ve got will power. What you need is won’t power.

Why resist it? I mean, it’s only one slice, big deal.

It actually depends on what kind of pizza it is. Our home-made pizza is usually eaten two nights in a row, and woe betide the person who eats it sooner.

This is why you get more than one pie, so you can make the leftovers last longer.

Look up the Cristine Lavin song “Cold Pizza For Breakfast.”

Leftover Pizza is the food that is left when everybody leaves after they have run out of beer.

Leftover Pizza? Never heard of such a thing

I can resist it, leftover or not, thank you. Not my idea of a meal.

Leftover pizza is a strange concept!

Come on people, “leftover pizza” is a myth!

Well Pig since you got confirmation does that mean you already ate the pizza ? … Croc Power !

It can if it has green peppers on it.

Cold left over pizza is what we kids used to eat on Saturday mornings watching the cartoons…on the black and white…console….with doors….and rabbit ears, and no remote….

I always have left over pizza….have you ever heated it up and placed a fried egg on top for breakfast? mmmmmmm.

That’s why I order small pizzas. I would rather finish my pizzas in one day.

Uh… wait… how does it even get resisted a day? Is this magic? Evil, dark magic? Oh, it’s a comic, not real. Whew.

What do you call leftover jokes? PBS

it depends on the toppings

IF there is any leftover dinner pizza it magically becomes breakfast pizza.

I shouldn’t be resisted. It’s good after a day. After two days, it’s gross.

Nothing better than cold pizza for breakfast

I can say in my house leftover pizza doesn’t last a whole day.

Sure it can. I often buy a pizza on Saturday, eat some, and put some in the fridge until Monday night. Now, had it said “two nights,” well, that’s another matter.

Similar to pie.

Leftover pizza is an American delicacy

Raises hand

3 days

it’s not around my house either.

They ask if I want my pizza cut into six or eight slices.. Of course, I tell ’em SIX.. I could never get EIGHT down !

Why resist it? What are you saving it for?

No mountain climbing if you use Social Media.

If the Wise One on the mountain has a pizza, would it count as a pie in the sky? Have an answer, Oh Gifted One?

If there exists a ‘yin’ Wiseass is there also a ‘yang’ Dumbass?

My grandmother never threw food away. She had a big pot on the stove and if it was leftover in it went. That was some tasty stew that was.

Everyone who’s ever had a piece or two of pizza in their fridge knows that already, Pig!