Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 13, 2020

Rodney seems to have wandered into Monty Python and the Holy Grail…

Next sign: Overly Lonely and Three Times That Sexy Succubus X-ing! (Grin!)

Never hit any of the last three with my parents’ car. But the deer were a problem.

Good choice, you might have got three different opinions….

Next Sign! Can’t you F***ing read?? Get the F*** outta here!

Your enemy probably put those signs to scare you away. No, no turning back. Keep moving!

I’d run away too from the President, Speaker of the House, Senate Majority Leader crossing and double-crossing one another.

Don’t stop no! I ant to see what the next sign has to say.

Oglaf?

smart move, Rodney!

Remember to always make a complete stop at the intersection before crossing.

What? No DOUBLE X-ING?

For Rod, Prudence is a way of life, not the name of his girl friend.

Yeah, I see the psychology at work here…

So, it’s mating season everywhere you go, eh Rod?!

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, Blocking out the scenery,Breaking my mind…

Okay, just once, I’d like to see that sign on a highway.

If they did, and they survived, then you don’t want to tangle with them, anyway.

Time of the signs…

If they did, you don’t need to worry about them any more!

That’s exactly the way the enemy went: all the signs are there.

I am surprised he went past the deer crossing….

Oh, Rodney!