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Safest way to mail gems? So the postmaster that has an opioid habit and a big gambling debt takes your package and notices the Million dollar insurance.
Of course, this was back in 58’ when you could count on the mail.
eromlig over 4 years ago
Warry Hinston, 45.53 carat, in 1959, for $2.45 postage.
Jason, you may have the night off. May the Spooner be with you.
sevaar777 over 4 years ago
Oreo cookies are just as addictive to people as well.
Leroy over 4 years ago
I wonder if they use Hydrox cookies in rehab, and then taper down to Chips Ahoy??
pearlsbs over 4 years ago
Do people in Germany leave their shoes on the porch?
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
the lab rats’ favorite song to which they eat Oreos must be that New Kids on the Block “Right Stuff” parody by Alfred Yankovic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRjdI3XVzu0
Gent over 4 years ago
Foxy’s got one heck of a shoe fetish, eh?
Caldonia over 4 years ago
If I were a caged rat, I’d probably get addicted to everything, too.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago
What does the fox say! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
“I need shoes” apparently.
Bilan over 4 years ago
I’m addicted to water.
Tog over 4 years ago
Keep going Jason. You are the number one spoonerist.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
LOL! What kind of prison sentence did this fox get? /s
James Wolfenstein over 4 years ago
Why are shoes in the porches of Berlin????
FassEddie over 4 years ago
“…he hates these Vans!”
(Vans are a brand of casual sneaker worn by the young people. The quote you’ll have to google. Clue: he was born a poor black child.)
Durak Premium Member over 4 years ago
How do you measure the degree of Oreo addiction in a rat? And then compare it to the degree of cocaine addiction? In, I am assuming, a different rat?
Hell, how do you measure it in people? “Are you willing to sell your mother into slavery in exchange for one single Oreo?”
J Short over 4 years ago
Safest way to mail gems? So the postmaster that has an opioid habit and a big gambling debt takes your package and notices the Million dollar insurance.
Of course, this was back in 58’ when you could count on the mail.
e.groves over 4 years ago
The fox must be female.
dv1093 over 4 years ago
I can relate to those oreos.
sdjamieson Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sometimes you have to try on a lot of shoes to find a good fit!
The Pro from Dover over 4 years ago
ncorgbl over 4 years ago
Harry Winston had high hope the diamond would make it to the Smithsonian.
The Double Stuf made the lab rats OD.
The fox had a pet centipede.
zerotvus over 4 years ago
Oreos…Oreos….Oreos……
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s hard to break the sugar habit. It is in so many foods.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Fox in Shoes
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
1. I don’t get the whole Oreo thing but I’m obviously in the minority. 2. Only Porsches?
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
Just yell “shoo .. SHOE!” And help will be on the way.
Take care, may the Ford be with you, and gesundheit.
SIERAGATOR Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hey Eromlig! Find your own strip to comment on and leave Jason alone!!! He was here first and we are quite hppy with him! go sweep a chimney!
stamps over 4 years ago
A fox named Imelda.
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
They’re called shoes, not chews.
Malcome1 over 4 years ago
When I saw the Hope diamond at the Smith I wasn’t impressed.
yangeldf over 4 years ago
I love this comic, a fox with a foot fetish, oreos are the best drug ever, and a surprisingly glowing recommendation for the USPS
bigal666 over 4 years ago
I don’t know about Oreo’s, but I can testify about Snicker’s bars.
namelocdet over 4 years ago
Maybe that’s why I have been eating Oreo Cookies for the last 50 years.
oakie817 over 4 years ago
so we’ve created oreo dependent rats…bwah ha ha!
Craig Westlake over 4 years ago
Foxy has since upgraded to stealing Amazon packages…
Craig Westlake over 4 years ago
Sadly, Oreo overdosing deaths in rats have increased 250% since the introduction of Oreo Double Stuff…
pbr50138 over 4 years ago
Now I’m wondering what’s in the creme filling of an Oreo.