Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 19, 2020

I don’t normally pick on the artistry. But with that print… I thought she had three… erm… yah. And that would be proving she was quite broad.

I’m just too short for my weight.

No, Aunty. You is fat broad.

Abundantly ample.

My hourglass figure is economy sized.

You certainly are a broad as well as a fat old bird.

The broader the statement, the narrower the mind.

Gives a new meaning to the term “broad.”

I have an old bluegrass album by the Louvin Brothers with a song which rails against the sin of being “broad minded”.

Spreading yourself around, old girl?

Braying broad breaks bra… ☺

You said it.

Aunty, we can love you more, because there is more of you to love.

I had a grandma that said she wasn’t fat, she was fluffy

The pattern on that sweater makes it look like Aunty has 3 boobs.

I always heard that she was a woman with a little something Extra …

In Mundania, I’m short, fat, and weird.

In Fandom, I’m compact, cuddly, and interesting.