Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 27, 2020

Needs a fresh battery.

Synch unsuccessful. Try again.

Take it from a Mad Hatter… your hat might be to blame! ;)

That’s not your wand. Someone replaced it with a licorice twist.

Can you hear me now?

Unplug for 30seconds. Then plug back in.

It’s “frimmin on the jim jam” not “abracadabra”

I never knew such hats existed in the medieval times.

You mean you didn’t recharge it like you did last month, Wiz? (https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2020/09/28?ct=v&cti=2208697)

You shouldn’t have left it uncovered, Wiz. All the magic has evaporated!

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https://youtu.be/jyqWjl7GkCE

Always in front of the peasants….drat!

May need the MS three finger salute — ctrl, alt, del.

Check the WiFi, wiz

Needs recharging.

It’s been muted.

Perhaps the dragon heart string needs tuning. Borrow Harry’s wand.

Must be one day past the guarantee date.

It an iWand 5s you must charge it for 8 hours before abracadabra.

He forgot to say “Alexa” first.

Yes but you said the wrong spell. That one turns all birds into a giant M

Must be running Windows 10 after the last upgrade.

Forgot to pay the power bill.

Give it to Bong, Wiz. After all, she did flip the bar tab and I heard she doesn’t even DRINK. That was MAGICAL! Some times the best thing to do is sprawl out on the sidewalk, with your mouth open to catch the rain. It is called FREEDOM, and it is remarkably pleasant. Love you Wiz. it’s working. it’s not a microwave Booshka.

I wanna reach out and grab ya…

Press the button until it blinks twice.

The peasants made the wiz to loose the fizz.