Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 21, 2020

I’d go camping in a yurt… in yurtbeat!

Yurts are great for hordeing.

This is the sort of thing you could’ve learned from LittleLameLetters®™, an adjunct after-thought of All Things Lame and Wonderful, Inc.

Assiduous in intent if not in nature.

That’s LittleLameLetters®™

Now 30% more wieldy! Follow the Link to acquire your very own copy TODAY!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/49ba77c8d6a69e6361e2e3c8ec1b8c55/a00926f41371e189-bd/s1280x1920/148b9cdc18ca811a2819113177fc26d31d32aafc.jpg

If I wanted a yurt, I’d go to Mongolia! Here, I want a log cabin, or at least a tipi, or a wickiup (cousin to the yurt in appearance). Pretentiousness wins no points. Homegrown housing is best, fellow Froglandians, my tiyospaye!

…you always yurt the ones you love…

…the ones you don’t mean to yurt at all…

…‘cuz of the virus, the new thing is restaurant igloos…

…I think Terry Ger has one…

…but don’t you ever use the cactus chair

…another new thing…

…form over fun…

…but a restaurant igloo at Mongolian BBQ…

…that is where we would get our yurts in an uproar…

…and as much meat as Americans consume…

…and the amount of leather we wear as shoes…

…I just don’t get the uproar against wearing fur…

All yurts! All chairs!! All the time!!!

https://lamefrogapplause.blogspot.com/

Tom Lehrer has decided to release the lyrics for all of his songs, and the piano music for some of those songs, for free. The website says “Most of the music written by Tom Lehrer will be added gradually later with further disclaimers.”

The site:   https://tomlehrersongs.com/

A Twitter thread about Tom Lehrer:   https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1318661277326012416

relax, you’re too tents

Not precisely portable, but close enough if you have the manpower.

FA and the FB are truly an organic whole now. Cool. That didn’t take long.

There’s yogurt and there Gogurt™, but for yurt … there’s only Gurt, which is my wife’s aunt’s name (alt. spelling).

Speaking of yurts, there are big yurts, little yurts, cheap yurts and very expensive yurts! Soooo, what yurts style?

In day camp we built wigwams little by little

Yurts are a cut above dugouts … canoe handle that …?

Betcha they weren’t animal skins

i enjoy yogurt that’s made in a yurt.

Knock loudly, i’m home!

How does one sit on a cactus chair?

He needs a yurt to cover that man spreading.

Enjoyed the Blog Chairs … They reminded of that old line by the comedian Gallagher: “If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?” Sit on that for awhile …!

I just wish somebody would put some yurts around the people who run this place so they wouldn’t keep deleting all the comics.

I really yurt all over! This weather is killing me!

Entertaining AND informative!

Turtles come yurt equipped. Yurtle turtles, really.

…professor Zorbo of the Froglandia research institute dressed this way in 2020…

…just to see the look on her students faces…

…she captured those looks and sold them to meme Brazilian pirates of Facebook…

…then went home to her wife and ate carrot/beet flavored hummus cookies straight from the jar…

…they were supposed to be for communion…

… hence, emphasis on the word stolen…

…she was a fan of Disney character granny panties…

…and Frog Applause compression stockings…

…and the naughty spankings she would get for eating the holy bread of the alter…

…those videos also went to the Brazilian meme pirates…

…and they all lived happily ever after with their strawberry malt flavored Ovaltine…

…30% off with your Kroger card…

Once they stopped saying mass in Latin, things started to get weird. ( differently )

2/10 s or 1/5 th make for a happy time (xx) .