Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for November 02, 2020

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    boydpercy Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He’s lucky he has a wife with a lot of common sense!

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    jaxxxon58  over 3 years ago

    and tell me how owning that new purse would make your life better, then you can buy it.

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    Sephten  over 3 years ago

    I can’t believe he HASN’T got a set of ratchet sockets! And a big ratchet screwdriver!

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    unfair.de  over 3 years ago

    When my father died and I had to clear his roomy house to sell it I discovered that he was that same type. I wish garage sales were something people do where he lived, I could have made some money, get all that stuff put to good use (or other collectors) and wouldn’t have been forced to sort and move it myself. As it were quite some of his collection went into the dumpster – much of it was garbage, but a shame for quite a lot of other pieces.

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  over 3 years ago

    Years ago I visited a friend’s well-equipped shop to use his band saw. He mentioned that he had never used it. I asked why he had bought it and he said “Because I didn’t have one.” — Comics, an imitation of life.

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    M2MM  over 3 years ago

    I’m lucky to be married to a guy who actually uses most everything he owns in his shop. The only things that he doesn’t were inherited, and were pretty useless to begin with.

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    Jimmyk939  over 3 years ago

    We called them speed wrenches. Very handy. (Pun only partially intended)

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    david_42  over 3 years ago

    I have tools my grandfather owned, ones my dad owned and ones I purchased. Some things keep changing; I have flat blade screwdrivers, Phillips, square head, Torx, inverted Torx and a few I can’t remember what they are called.

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    tsk5565  over 3 years ago

    If by Ratcheting Wrench he means a box wrench with a ratcheting head, I have a few and rarely ever use them. They’re too bulky in tight spaces and are flat, so turning against a flat surface is a problem.Now, Arlo, if Powered Ratchets, which you hold in your hand while it turns the socket, come on sale, you definitely need one of those.

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    If he actually used them, he’d need Nurse Ratchet (spelling changed to fit joke). Of course, no-one needs Nurse Ratched (spelling corrected because the joke has already gone by)… ☺

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I had a professor who collected antique surgical instruments.

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    becida  over 3 years ago

    If ratcheting wrenches would have been a help he would have already bought them, I guess I’m reaching too far. I received metric ratcheting wrenches as a gift, after a couple of uses I went out and bought a set of them in SAE, they were a help.I did buy a 10" miter saw in a big box store as a impulse buy, turned out to be one of those “what did I do without this saw” things.

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    Thinkingblade  over 3 years ago

    I’m still an amateur at the tools thing – I tend to get into a job and realize I don’t have the right tool, then get the right tool. So everything I have has been used at least once. Although, it turns out there is a difference in quality in lots of these tools, so some have been used ONLY once.

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    The best way to accumulate a full tool set is to go buy the best replacement you can find every time you misplace one. In short time you’ll have really good tools plus a loaner set.

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    Retliblady Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A man after my own heart

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    I always had the right tool to do a half-assed job (eg. pliers instead of wrenches). As I accumulated tools that I seemed not to need, I found myself using the correct tools for the job and “SURPRISE” the jobs were done well. I recently bought a 12" miter saw for cutting the Trex (which still hasn’t arrived*) for resurfacing our deck.

    *Ordered from Lowes in June.

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    listmom  over 3 years ago

    My husband’s set of ratchet wrenches is a wonder to behold. But then, he always has a vehicle to repair.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    As my husband tells me when he buys things for himself; “I work too so I’m entitled to use my own money sometimes.” I do the budget and sometimes forget that it’s not all mine. Don’t worry, I don’t make him explain why he needs things like Betty does. lol

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