Close to Home by John McPherson for November 03, 2020

That is pretty deep. I think we need to call in Doctor Scholl’s.

Bleeb is hiding behind Rremo’s leg of choice. He doesn’t want to get between a leg and a hound dog.

Is Remo detecting that the boyfriend is a stiff or that Carol is in danger of dying from boredom?

Yes…

You went to a podiatry museum and skipped The Alhambra?

What a stiff.

BEST COMIC OF THE DAY!!!!!

Remo would have a field day chewing on the slippers there

She must have found him on Match.com.

Let’s see now. He is however vastly wealthy and looks terminal versus maybe a year or two of listening….

I think he may actually have Fillmore’s insoles and that is causing the dog to bark!

Visiting a museum filled with worn-out footwear? Holey Toledo, Batman!

Amazing that she hasn’t dozed off yet.

I go hiking in the area Fillmore was born. It’s now a state park, Fillmore Glen.

Wʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ….“That’s an interesting story about the museum in Toledo, it sounds sooooo exciting. Um, not to change the subject, but be careful, there’s a weird little yellow alien bug looking thing right by your right foot and I wouldn’t want you to step… oop, never mind, Remo got it!”

“WHOA! WHEW! WOW! THAT… is a lot of goo! I should also mention that every time Remo eats one of those things, there’s sort of a weird smell for a short time. Sorry, you were saying something exciting about Millard Fillmore’s feet, I think?”

Bleeb, can’t you find a better use for your time?

That couch needs an eject button! Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! No, Bleeb, insoles are not really that fascinating. Trust me. :)

Lesson learned. Always have you first date at a neutral location, so you can make a surreptitious escape if necessary.

Don’t rush to judgement, Carol. He was just getting ready to add, Millard was walking around in them at the time.

“Dead man sitting!”

I kind of wish there was such a place. I would take a swing through there.

He was barking at the sideburns….

Why – is he a zombie?

Bleeb is trying to save you dude. hes telling you to change the subject. hesthe best wingman