Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 25, 2020

That’s more or less right.

Having nowhere to go would be, at the very least, unsanitary.

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. The more information I have, the less I know.¹

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¹ Actually, it’s just that I better understand how much I don’t know. :’(

Yesterday I had to hit the forward button to get to the current day strip. Today, I have to do the same thing. Where are the lazy people who run this place go today? Didn’t their 5 year old technician get to work yesterday or today?

…I’m a expert at all dressed up and no place to go…

…now, I need a place to hide away…

…who would had thought that the information age would become the equivalent to rush hour?…

…nowhere man please listen…

…go go go and nowhere to go are not necessarily opposed…

… try drinking a quart of prune juice then riding the subway…

…on a serious note, this had been the most beautiful fall that I have ever seen…

…the worse fall was my flight down the flight of basement steps around 5 years ago…

…not very pretty…

The perennial plight of the terribly bright.

Yesterwhen, full of need, so rushed.

ToNowsday, filled to the rim and wanting surcease.

Let the chase begin! Loose the hounds! Get Smart!

Hurrah up and wheat.

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The more you know, the more you go….

The Ann Landers newspaper article.

The is a frog applause edition, we didn’t ever get to read. My manly man would have grown some what in Mary’s Garden.

Dear Ann, you scream for a good time, right…

Are you all dressed up today? … I think I’m gonna get that young lady some ibuprofen.

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The faster we go the rounder we get.

This is the information age, you have to work hard to stay ignorant.

wake her up before you go-go, don’t leave her hanging on like a yo-yo

I find being dumb as a rock does wonders for the warp-woof.

Lame hangover…

Me too. Both panels.

Train the eels to climb trees and eat hornets – 2 problems solved.

P.S. Hi Amanda

New Chums are always welcome wherever we go!“Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver, the other gold!”

I would also like to commend Teresa for continuing to keep the truth about “what really happened to Mark Trail” on the down-low. The red herrings and her distracting antics continue to be deeply appreciated by the afflicted family members and distraught bystanders. Not everyone has been as open minded & understanding. You know who you are.

What about tomorrow?

I have nowhere to go today, too. How is that for less information?