Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 19, 2020

What was Nixon’s sandwich? Ham and Swiss on rye?

Hey Steve – you gonna finish that sandwich?

Steve scares me a little.

Hoping to clone Tricky Dick in time for 2024 from sandwich saliva? He’d be pathetically much too moral for the refacistican party.

Brings to mind the old adage, “Cast your bread upon the water, and it may come back a half-eaten sandwich.”

He’s selling a book about that sandwich, so I’m thinking that it’s just a marketing stunt. At any rate, if Nixon took a few bites and left it, it wasn’t a good sandwich :D

Dolphins are, after all, descended from artiodactyls…

Which half?

Hey, you want to see Nixon’s sandwich?

Sure.

I keep it right here in my pocket.

If my fingers and toes add up correctly, that sandwich would date from the 1960 election when vice president Nixon lost his first run for president to Kennedy.

So a dolphin could eat Nixon’s half-eaten sandwich without barfing?

No wonder Miami is doing well this year.

Take care, may the toured be with you, and gesundheit.

For a sandwich to last that long, it must be a Wonder Bread sandwich. Probably had a Twinkie for desert. They’ll last ten times longer than Nixon did!!

My wife has shoes older than that sandwich.

Dick called. He wants his sandwich back.

Now we know the real reason why they let the MIR burn up. To get rid of the evidence of a gigantic bird that attacked the crew.

The dolphin’s 4th chamber of their stomach digests plastics.

Maintaining the family tradition, Steve Jr. has a half bucket of KFC for 4 years and counting. Odds are soonest would be another 3 – 5 years with good behavior.

Astronauts on the space station have been tryptophan free every Thanksgiving since 1990.

Hey Steve…….why?

I once snatched a sandwich off of Nixon’s plate. I ate the whole thing.

Ni*on would be 107 years old if he were alive. But he’s dead.

Lucky dolphins! I keep getting my only stomach full all the time!

Okay, I’d like to know the flow path through the dolphin’s stomach. In case I’m swallowed by a Mega-dolphin.

More about Chix In Space: https://www.audubon.org/news/the-amazing-story-cold-war-space-egg-race

I’d be more worried about Steve Jenne if he ate that sandwich.

He better eat that sandwich before it starts getting stale.

Steve, I hate to break it to ya’, but he’s not coming back for it…

Of course, the label on the jar reads:

I AN NOT A CROISSANT!!