Reminds me of my honeymoon, I was 5’ and my husband 5’4" and the place he booked us into, unbeknownst to us, was having a Tall People of America convention! We started to get onto the elevator which was almost at capacity and one of them quipped, “That’s okay! Those two count as one!”
I miss the point of insulting customers at the door. I often eat alone in restaurants, especially when traveling (business and personal) and nine times out of ten, when I walk in a restaurant, I am greeted with a sneering “Just one?” I find that so offensive, and I let them know.
Baarorso over 4 years ago
I’ve heard of ‘cutting people down to size’ but this? ;D
Gent over 4 years ago
No. 1/4.
halibaitor over 4 years ago
He’s obviously trying for a big tip… /s
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 4 years ago
In these tough times, they’ve dispensed with the “No shoes, no pants, no service” rule.
SlackPuter over 4 years ago
That would be his tip a bill torn in half
Ralph Newbill over 4 years ago
Must be related to the King of Id!
Durak Premium Member over 4 years ago
Nope. Half a table, for one.
pathamil over 4 years ago
How would you like a swift punch in the knee cap?
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is it cold in here or is it you?
jw35532 over 4 years ago
What would Ziggy look like wearing pants? What size shoes would he wear?
WestNYC Premium Member over 4 years ago
AND talk half-off the bill.
kathleenhicks62 over 4 years ago
Kick him in the shins and go elsewhere.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
You just halved your tip, wise guy.
kaycstamper over 4 years ago
Reminds me of my honeymoon, I was 5’ and my husband 5’4" and the place he booked us into, unbeknownst to us, was having a Tall People of America convention! We started to get onto the elevator which was almost at capacity and one of them quipped, “That’s okay! Those two count as one!”
Bill The Nuke over 4 years ago
And you’ll be getting half of a tip.
KEA over 4 years ago
Must be a French restaurant
DawnRandazzo1 over 4 years ago
Good way for the restaurant to lose business Poor Ziggy
JLChi over 4 years ago
I miss the point of insulting customers at the door. I often eat alone in restaurants, especially when traveling (business and personal) and nine times out of ten, when I walk in a restaurant, I am greeted with a sneering “Just one?” I find that so offensive, and I let them know.
GiantShetlandPony over 4 years ago
Ouch. I’m thinking no table I’m going somewhere else.
oakie817 over 4 years ago
sure and i’ll tip 1/2 too
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member over 4 years ago
Don’t say that to Broom Hilda!
Jogger2 over 4 years ago
Table for zero, and bad reviews via the Internet.