Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 17, 2020

Call her Yurtle the Libero.

Tell it like it is, CK!

Speaking of acts, this bit where one of these girls finishes the other one’s sentence became annoying about the second time they did it, which was about the second time we saw them, in early September. Get a new schtick, you two.

P3- No Hello Kitty gear for smarty pants. She ate 100 wings at B dubs and got a complimentary backpack.

In all reality , that’s not a hard shell , that’s a bullet proof vest !

In my high school days, we competed in a now-defunct high school conference (Southern Kentucky Athletic Conference), and NO ONE outside the football team, coaches, and their respective families had any idea of the conference standings during the season.

Then I realized that she “Melts in your mouth, not in your hands!”

P 4:“…and we have that nit-wit Phoebe to thank for it…”

P 2.5: “um, like this one, Einstein…you know…your current one…for now anyway…”

P1, Screw football, just look at how shiny that floor is!

P2, Not particularly.

P3, That’s no shell, that’s her bulletproof backpack.

I’m surprised Milford is even holding classes. I hope they have a grief counselor on hand to help the students get through this difficult time.

And speaking of being on hand, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is on hand to help you start your day: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Well these 3 panels really moved the story along to its conclusion today. She’s a pistachio.

CK needs to be locked in a room for a few hours with this song on a continuous loop. That’ll straighten her out.https://youtu.be/-ijkYkJfg0s

Apparently, it’s OK for Awful Girl to not care about football, but anybody who’s doesn’t care about volleyball is Worse Than Hitler™.

P3: Left side girl has Marty Feldman eyes. What hump?

P3: Cue 60’s jingle: “Turtle Wax gives that hard shell fin-ish….TURTLE WAX!!”