Close to Home by John McPherson for December 06, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    Whatever that synthetic is i hope it will peel off easy and is breathable.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Bleeb is stayin’ out of it.

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    My spidey sense is tingling.

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    TStyle78  almost 4 years ago

    Where can I buy them? My coworker would love those. He is always ranting about please not wearing masks.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Good aim.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If it will also work like a mute, I’m sold!!!

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    Classyladyor  almost 4 years ago

    I’ll take some.

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    arthurseery  almost 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t “Silly String™” do the same thing?

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    Was that stuff invented by Peter Parker?

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 4 years ago

    On a par with the thought police.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I see this comic as a commentary on how far people would be willing to be meddlesome bullies in the name of public safety.

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    jbduncan  almost 4 years ago

    A good idea for those people who don’t get the idea that public safety is not violating your rights, its protecting your right to be well.

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    Nate England  almost 4 years ago

    Great. Karen in a Can. Just what 2020 needed.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Holy crap! The Spiderman mask company, LLC is about to go public. I want in on that action.

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    paul GROSS Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And your mask will hide your missing teeth.

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    AtariDragon  almost 4 years ago

    Great! If you don’t mind being shot.

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    ForALaugh Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I live in a 68% voted Trump area. Is this available at Amazon?

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    They could’ve sold lots of this at the Teal Stadium in Myrtle Beach in the BYU vs Coastal Carolina College Football Game. The rarity was someone WEARING a mask.

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    hsawlrae  almost 4 years ago

    One DEAD squirter.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 4 years ago

    I believe “thwip” is the correct onomatopoeia if you are channeling Spider-Man.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Wearing a mask is not a political statement. It’s an intelligence test.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Gather ‘round kids, it’s time for another mask story from yer ol’ Uncle Dobie! Your Aunt is in the backyard burying a dead pet goldfish, so we have time for this story. She’s burying it, instead of just flushing it, because apparently I’m an idiot and clogged up the toilet the last time. Sheesh, I really thought that catfish would make it all the way down, but boy was I wrong… and in a BIG way! But I digress… yesterday, I was out of masks, so I stopped at the convenience store to snag a RedBull and get some more masks. The clerk was mad because I wasn’t wearing one, and said: “you’re supposed to have a mask on to come here!” And I said: “ I know, but I’m out of masks and came in here to buy some!” After a couple rounds of that, I said: “gimme just a minute, I think I can solve this quick!” So I ran to the back of the store, grabbed these diaper/underwear looking things for kids called “Pull-Ups”, took Ol’ Rusty, my good ol’ pocket knife, cut some eye holes in one of those Pull-Ups (they already conveniently had earholes) pulled it over my head and ran back up to the counter and said: “see, now you give me some masks!” Well, I’m now standing there with a weird mask completely covering my head, with my knife still in my hand, demanding masks from the clerk! Needless to say, the next thing I know, I’m being tackled to the floor by all the other civic minded patrons who assumed I was robbing the clerk. So, after I was released from jail, the police gave me a package of masks… for free… sort of. Kids, I’m not sure about the moral here, but if I had to guess, I would say that it doesn’t pay to be as innovative as I am, sometimes it’s just better to back out, regroup and re-strategize. Oh… and I would appreciate that you don’t mention that catfish thing to yer Aunt… she’s still under the impression that it was just a goldfish.

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    L L  almost 4 years ago

    “Karen-In-A-Bottle”!

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    funnypenguins  almost 4 years ago

    I’m just wondering what “ERGM SHOES” are?

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I don’t even comment to maskless people, partly because I don’t think it would make any difference and partly because I don’t want to be shot. I just give them a big, wide berth or avoid them altogether.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t give the mask enthusiasts any ideas lol

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    TheLetterista.com  almost 4 years ago

    I hope you enjoy pulling those cans out of very dark, very personal holes in your body. If you think that a silly, ill-fitting, touched-all-the-time mask protects you from anything, you’re out of touch with reality and spending your few IQ points listening to the lamestream media. Get online and listen to the other side of the story for once. Get ready to learn something.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  almost 4 years ago

    Developed by Peter Parker?

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    oakie817  almost 4 years ago

    don’t go giving them any ideas!

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    Great way to get sued.

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    vjorgensen54  almost 4 years ago

    That would cause a lot of black eyes and broken noses .

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    kodipepper  almost 4 years ago

    That’s what I need!!

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