Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 17, 2020

And i like to keep my mind sharp. You have a problem with that.

I prefer beer, for that extra little something.

Gotta milk the time you got.

I’m a KenKen® man myself.

That cow can hardly believe her eyes.

So people do just that in the restroom

Don’t be cross!

A rare multi tasking cow, she can chew her cud and do a crossword puzzle at the same time.

do it with a pen

and that’s no bull

I want to see how much of that puzzle a cow could do. Cows are stupid, so this one is just showing off. Unless every answer is “ grass”.

“What’s a three-letter word for bovine farm animal?”

Way to lay a guilt trip on all of us!

Sometimes she likes to ruminate over a good puzzle.

What’s an 8 letter word for grilling over low heat? Starts with a B.

Sometimes cooking and cleaning isn’t enough—oh wait that is too much!

Whatever keeps the methane down.

Must be a Plugger on the hoof. (viz. today’s Pluggers cartoon.)

With all the lockdowns, sometimes it feels like that’s about all we have left to do.

Eight hours eating, eight hours chewing the cud, eight hours sleeping.

she doesn’t have thumbs to play videogames