Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 26, 2020

Two men in! One man out!

[Tentative] Happy Thanksgiving.

P1, I want to sit somewhere other than this ant-infested couch.

P2, The Fickle Fingers of Fate are flying today.

P3, And neither of you two losers are getting any of this.

What a Kumbaya moment…will these two QB’s now do a lip lock or does this end in a three way??? P3 She has a real future as a shrink.

Re: Your comment on panel 3…

Maybe, maybe not, there being many a slip between the cup and the lip. But it’s what I’ve suspected we’d see from CK from the beginning.

If you can stand one more proverb… Still waters, depth as they say.

I’ve seen her as understanding more in most situations than she usually chooses to say plainly. Or she expresses herself in he most oblique way that she can be read as not getting it at all or otherhandwise right on the mark.

In all reality , the many years of Corina seeing various counselors and shrinks begins to pay dividends as she ends the feud and unites the football team and I for one are thankful for that. Happy Thanksgiving fellow snarkers !

Hey, she’s good.

Hey, I just want to sit in the middle and be the football in a game of flea flicker.

Isn’t this the part of CK’s therapy sessions where they usually break out the drugs?

P4- Now you two pusses hitch up your skirts and thumb wrestle. Best 2 outta 3.

What would have happened if someone told Ken Stabler to stop beings such a Snake in high school?

P 1.5: “… I want to skip the small talk and get busy …. he can even watch…”

I don’t know if I ever heard the term kiss up before; suck up maybe and kiss A$$ for sure.

This is Milford. They watch an Episode of "Andy Burnet, Mountain Man and all three end up Indian Leg wrestling

Corina’s future as a Dominatrix begins here; she can control a man and get him to do her bidding, and they are happy to do it! good thing this is a family “strip” or it could get out of hand.

P 2: “… who farted?…” ( both at same time)…”…HE DID!…”

She has a future as a union negotiator.

Stupidest complaints ever. And untrue, they both want to be the main quarterback. Also, are there two more people in the room that they’re complaining about? Because Rapp is pointing to the left of Will, and Will is pointing to the left of Rapp.

And speaking of pointing, I’d be remiss if I neglected to point out that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/