Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 13, 2020

P2: Time for the Kaopectate commercial, Marty …

P1: Marty has been drinking so hard that he’s thrown up all over the broadcast booth, and it isn’t even halftime yet.

In all reality , Speaking of sloppy Marty says, I’d like to welcome our newest sponsor Sloppy Seconds Milford’s classiest gentlemen’s club as a Milford athletic supporter .

Cue Gil’s halftime pep talk — “Into every life …”

P1, And Marty closes in on his next drink.

P2, Rut-Roh, Charlie fumbles again!

P3, Will Rapp be movin’ on up to starting QB against Jefferson in the second half? Stay tooned.

Is that Chance or Charlie just throwing the ball away while nobody is even touching their arms? And they’re supposed to be such great runners? Gil’s going to have to go to the air, which will be a disaster in this monsoon. Wait, no way Gil attends a game in the rain!

And speaking of disasters, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Nostril Dorkus predicts: Gil puts both QBs in at the same time and just as one is about to get sacked, the other throws a block, Milford scores & wins and the two sides unite (how’s that for trite drivel?)

Eating sloppy Joes on a sloppy field. Bliss

Good thing the Jeff’s runner has a towel tucked into his waistband to keep his and the QB’s hands dry.

P1- Marty is in all his glory. That’s no pressbox, it’s a beer vat.

The field is almost as sloshed as Marty.

I’ve got Milford with the win on a moneyline bet. Vito from Goshen is getting lucky, most bettors took the over on this game, and Vito just hopes Gil doesn’t break out that super-gimmick play he got at a Bobby Bowden clinic in the second half.