Mike Luckovich for November 13, 2020

He seems to have retreated into a fugue state of sorts. If I were on his staff (which is already impossible to imagine), I’d be heading for the hills with all due diligence. And speed.

Maybe he’ll light his tie by mistake…

I was wondering why he took out such a huge insurance policy on a public building (the white house).

After 4 years gaslighting, the gas is finally going to be set alight. Trump wants to go out in a blaze but will just fizzle out.

Use some of that gas to clean the stains off your tie before lighting the lighter!

Donnie: How many more Pyrrhic victories do you need?

I think Four Seasons Landscaping is in charge of the Christmas decorations this year.

If Durmpf be smart, he’d leave for Christmas and not come back.

I hope all the copy machine techs have been brought online as the WH resumes are spewing up to speed. Lots of creative writing as those who are about to hit the mean, covid-riddled streets try to create cover stories for their suddenly toxic employment history. Trump? Never heard of him. Really.

The White House Staff is reporting that they are lighting Rose Scented Candles to fight the stench of the fast food that lard-butt is having brought in OBSESSIVELY since he lost.

Every freaking day he finds new ways to reveal his utter lack of class, integrity, decency, intelligence! What an embarrassment he is to this nation (not to mention a threat to democracy!)!

He and Melanoma are the perfect couple after all.

He’s got plenty o’ gas with more provided daily by the red-necked ring that supports him.

You mean the modern Achilles will emerge from sulking in his tent for the holiday festivities? /s

They will be very busy trying to get rid of incriminating evidence thes next few weeks

Planning an 1812 of the White House, are we?

Good news!! He’s told his advisors that he is seriously considering running in 2024. Maybe he learned from all his mistakes???? I’m sure he blames the pandemic for ruining his presidency and that won’t be a serious thing in 2024. Sad thing is, he probably would win the nomination, but not the election HOPEFULLY!!!! It depends a lot on what Biden does. I really can’t think of a worse scenario.

Ragnarök. The gods have loused up everything so badly, they have to burn down Heaven and everything else, too.

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray

South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television

North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom

Brando, “The King and I” and “The Catcher in the Rye”

Eisenhower, vaccine, England’s got a new queen

Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

It was always burning

Since the world’s been turning

We didn’t start the fire

No we didn’t light it

But we tried to fight it

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We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel

Trump knows he is dead in the water.

He’s too pampered, lazy and self centered to lead a civil war.

He’s still got 2 months left in possession of the biggest megaphone in the world. Of course he’s gonna max it out. It’ll just ensure that he can keep charging a megabuck per speech for the rest of his life repeating all his whining and crying and bitching about how he was robbed by the deep state, fake news, Crooked Hillary, and Sleepy Joe. Gotta reinforce those memes now, while people still HAVE to pay attention to him.

He’s acting like a spoiled child that needs his parents (republican Congress) to take him to the old wood shed…

Is Melania agreeing to decorate this year?

Melanoma is going to do the Xmas theme as Provincial Fascist.

I hope the Secret Service has double checked ALL the White House smoke detectors and removed all flammables.

Including Junior & Eric’s 50 gallon drums of “After Shave”.

He’s doing what he does best — making sure he’ll have a refuge. Sure, he blew a gasket when it became clear his attempts at a coup were not working, but his nature and training insist that he start plotting his next move almost immediately. Thus we have talk of a 2024 run, of a new PAC, of his new media company, of his kids in line to take over the GOP. He will now see himself as a king in exile, awaiting his triumphant return. Maybe the way Mussolini returned to Italy?

He’s yesterday’s news……move on….there never was anything to see.

A scorched earth policy is the closest thing to a policy I’ve seen from Trump. Usually all he’s good for is incoherent babble.

Gonna be a sad Christmas for the Trump family!