Herman by Jim Unger for November 27, 2020

Geeze, PETA was mad enough about the turkeys.

You could buy turtle soup ingredients and keep it as a pet.

YIKES! 8-O

No snake hot dogs?

We also have a limited supply for the vegetarians. Seeds, nuts, leafy greens…

Bet this rattles a few cages!

Yeah, I find this morally gross.

“After all three of my aunts moved into my house, my utilities went through the roof. So I decided to open a brothel.”

He’s not going to make much money as a diner either I bet.

noooo, no puppy pasta!

I love animals. I eat them all the time.

Gasp!

“Ah … PETA’s on the phone. They’d like a word with you.”

Do you stock pet cows?

“There’s room for all God’s creatures . . . right next to the mashed potatoes.”

That hamster burger price is outrageous. Hamsters have hardly any meat on them.

And “ Seed Cake”… what a scam. If he uses some good bread like “ Dave’s Seed Bread on the “ Goldfish on toast”,you already get all the seeds you need.

6sick, but funny

At least the fish is fresh.

“I wish I had more consumers than that Orange cat through”

Those are some very reasonable prices – he might be onto something!

So you can have your pet and eat it too?