Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 24, 2020

Not much meat on the neck. Too many bones as well! I’ll stick with thighs! :)

That bird has to form a committee to decide which way it’s walking.

Wiz must have crossed that turkey with a hydra.

This could turn out bad. Plug “Angry Turkey” into google or YouTube and ask what it would be like if they had more heads.

“Good thing he doesn’t like drumsticks or you’d never catch it.”

Yes, Wiz, but a lot more work come time for slaughter.

Could you make a chicken with 27 wings?

A bit of thigh, a bit of breast, I’m quite happy….

5 heads, still bet it’s not brighter than normal!

I remember seeing a comic or cartoon about someone who invented a turkey with 4 or 8 legs. Now that would be an improvement! :P

Does Rodney have a strong cold?

Messin’ with the genome. Frankenturkey.

Wow this gives a whole new meaning to a “hug around the neck” s (Make Turkey soup and throw them in….).

people come with stuff like turkey stuffed with a donkey stuffed with a fish stuffed with a platypus and put it names like turdonplafish or something like that. Can you make one like that?

Dark meat. I love dark meat, Make some more of that.

Typhon Turkey (for those who don’t know Greek myth, Typhon was a giant monster who had a hundred necks on his shoulders)

I would prefer multi-breasted turkey

A true gobbler, with all those mouths.

Time for the Three Legged Chicken Joke…

A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph.

Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph!

The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!!

Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer “How did you get all these three legged chickens?”

The farmer replied, “I breed ‘em. Ya see it’s me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece.”

“That’s amazing!” said the driver “How do they taste?”

“Don’t rightly know, I ain’t caught one yet!”

Would have been funnier if it were legs.

Deputy Cletus on “The Dukes of Hazard” was Rick Hurst, father of Ryan Hurst, Beta on “The Walking Dead”

Sorry but Thanksgiving and Christmas have been banned. Also “anything not good for you” is now illegal, including “alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat, bad language, chocolate, gasoline, un-educational toys, and anything spicy. Additionally freedom of speech and freedom of choice, to include freedom of thought. Are now illegal as they are all bad for you.

My mom always got “stuck” eating the neck and back. As an adult, I learned how yummy that meat really is – closer to the bone, sweeter the meat.

I think I’m more disturbed that he has a cousin named Cletus.

I’ve often wished chickens had four wings. (Yes I know that’s a turkey)

“G.M.O.”?

Enough necks on that one bird to satisfy 85% of Americans, breed one more and you have more than enough to go around with seconds for some.. although hard to imagine anyone wanting seconds.

He and me both! Now, can you multiply the organs, too?

Cereturkey? Tiamaturkey? HydraTurkey?

What to you get when you cross a hydra with a turkey?

I prefer the thighs.