Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 01, 2020

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    Imagine  over 4 years ago

    I just said “Take a little off the top”.

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    I said "take a bit off the top, there is not silent “e” in “bit”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    New barber. Excuse me, stylist.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    My. Head. Hurts.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    He’s lost his mind.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Stay away from Supercuts!

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    Lady loves a joke  over 4 years ago

    Gingy cried out, ‘You monster!’

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Even after he had lost all his hair people still referred to him as ‘Ginger!’

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 4 years ago

    After that he didn’t have a leg to stand on.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    No, the muffin man chewed my head off for not cleaning up the crumbs..

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    EmmettWayne  over 4 years ago

    No, that darn brat Hansel chewed my head off!

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    A Common 'tator  over 4 years ago

    Pardon


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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    Hair?

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    Fantom Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I said crewcut, not chewcut !

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    I LIKE THE NEW HAIRCUT!

    [crunch crunch crunch]

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    MBOne  over 4 years ago

    Bite me!

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    b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f  over 4 years ago

    I said a little off the top.

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    thejanith Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Such fun! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start the day!

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    stamps  over 4 years ago

    Just take a little bite off the top.

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    this joke just doesn’t have much of a bite

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    “I think the zombie apocalypse is upon us.”

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    RabbitDad  over 4 years ago

    Better check the teeth on that comb


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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    That’s the last time I go to a blind barber.

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    Daeder  over 4 years ago

    “Evidently, they could catch me.”

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      over 4 years ago

    Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A bite off the top, Dad. That’s all.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 4 years ago

    No, a lobotomy.

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