I just said “Take a little off the top”.
I said "take a bit off the top, there is not silent “e” in “bit”
New barber. Excuse me, stylist.
My. Head. Hurts.
He’s lost his mind.
Stay away from Supercuts!
Gingy cried out, ‘You monster!’
Even after he had lost all his hair people still referred to him as ‘Ginger!’
After that he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
No, the muffin man chewed my head off for not cleaning up the crumbs..
No, that darn brat Hansel chewed my head off!
Pardon…
Hair?
I said crewcut, not chewcut !
I LIKE THE NEW HAIRCUT!
[crunch crunch crunch]
Bite me!
I said a little off the top.
Such fun! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start the day!
Just take a little bite off the top.
this joke just doesn’t have much of a bite
“I think the zombie apocalypse is upon us.”
Better check the teeth on that comb…
That’s the last time I go to a blind barber.
“Evidently, they could catch me.”
Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.
A bite off the top, Dad. That’s all.
No, a lobotomy.
September 06, 2014
Imagine about 4 years ago
I just said “Take a little off the top”.
RAGs about 4 years ago
I said "take a bit off the top, there is not silent “e” in “bit”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 4 years ago
New barber. Excuse me, stylist.
blunebottle about 4 years ago
My. Head. Hurts.
Gent about 4 years ago
He’s lost his mind.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago
Stay away from Supercuts!
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
Gingy cried out, ‘You monster!’
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
Even after he had lost all his hair people still referred to him as ‘Ginger!’
Less Monday... More Friday about 4 years ago
After that he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
No, the muffin man chewed my head off for not cleaning up the crumbs..
EmmettWayne about 4 years ago
No, that darn brat Hansel chewed my head off!
A Common 'tator about 4 years ago
Pardon…
gammaguy about 4 years ago
Hair?
Fantom Premium Member about 4 years ago
I said crewcut, not chewcut !
Indianapolis Smith about 4 years ago
I LIKE THE NEW HAIRCUT!
[crunch crunch crunch]
MBOne about 4 years ago
Bite me!
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f about 4 years ago
I said a little off the top.
thejanith Premium Member about 4 years ago
Such fun! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start the day!
stamps about 4 years ago
Just take a little bite off the top.
oakie817 about 4 years ago
this joke just doesn’t have much of a bite
Stephen Gilberg about 4 years ago
“I think the zombie apocalypse is upon us.”
RabbitDad about 4 years ago
Better check the teeth on that comb…
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
That’s the last time I go to a blind barber.
Daeder about 4 years ago
“Evidently, they could catch me.”
about 4 years ago
Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 4 years ago
A bite off the top, Dad. That’s all.
poppacapsmokeblower about 4 years ago
No, a lobotomy.