Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 30, 2020

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    Randy B Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’m not pulling it, either.

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    painedsmile  about 4 years ago

    It is rude to point. At least they look 6 feet apart, even if they are not wearing masks.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    No. It’s true. I’ve got one of those. But it doesn’t point. It sticks curled up because of inflammation. I have to pull it to straighten it. Here, you try!

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago

    …he is just showing her the ratio between finger length and the size of his penal colony…

    …you can prick your finger but you can’t vice versa…

    …trust me, ma-am, I’m a Mormon…

    …this finger hasn’t been anywhere…

    …

    ….no, surprise, surprise, surprises, here, ma-am…

    ….ok, I’ll explain it to you, then…

    …you just wiggle it like a loose tooth, she replied…

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    INGSOC   about 4 years ago

    rather hard to grasp, but on the other hand, the index finger is okay

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    I know a guy who tapped his finger all the time when he talked and ended up with a stiff joint…..go figure! Ouch, this hurts!

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    God only knows where that index finger has been….I’m sure it’s explored the cavities in the darkness of nights….

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago

     

    “Sixfinger! Sixfinger! Man alive! How did I ever get along with five?” Being a Secret Agent in the 60’s was a tough gig! Why not have and extra finger that turns into a gun? That’s handy, eh?"

    https://tinyurl.com/SixFingerManAlive

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago

     

    Re: Froglandia National Anthem

    I’ve got the first verse down (to the tune of O Canada):

    Frooog Laaandia .. Our home’s a bath mat plaaant

    (still working on the rest (I ran out of hot water in the shower))

    (with apologies to Gordon Lightfoot, Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis)

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Finger trigger.

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    coltish1  about 4 years ago

    And what’s YOUR flirting style?

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    coltish1  about 4 years ago

    From the surveillance pickle footage on the Blog: Santa’s on crutches! I hope he’s better in a couple of weeks.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    Tapping MY finger

    waiting for Sam Basset to point HIS finger … uh … paw

    at WHODUNNIT …!

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    willie_mctell  about 4 years ago

    A condition similar to trigger finger but in the opposite direction.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 4 years ago

    Smell it, then you tell me.

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    InquireWithin  about 4 years ago

    He has a really good point. But then again, so does she.

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    katina.cooper  about 4 years ago

    We know where it’s been cause it still stinks and looks brown.

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    6turtle9  about 4 years ago

    I find you can get away with exponentially more poking by simply wearing a glove. Safety First!

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    Plods with ...™  about 4 years ago

    Don’t point that thing.

    It’s got a nail in it!

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    6turtle9  about 4 years ago

    I posted my version of the Froglandian National Anthem here in the comments section many months ago, but I have no clue of the date.

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    Bill Thompson  about 4 years ago

    That old prank? He’ll never pull it off!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Peew!

    Peew!

    Peew!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I can’t. I had to let mine go.

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    The lady is prudent, I must say. —Prudent Jones, I believe.

    But the guy has a point (I’m sorry for saying that). I’ve dealt with Stuck Finger, one of the last maladies known to man that has not got a support charity….

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    David OBrien  about 4 years ago

    Glad you could point that out.

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