Herman by Jim Unger for December 14, 2020

Follow-up meeting is on Wednesday.

Tomorrow is the end of the world and I have nothing to wear

Film at eleven.

Eh. It’ll be the same as always. “Postponed due to a lack of trained trumpeters.”

If it’s the end of the world as we know it, I don’t feel fine. That’s old age for you.

I remember the first time some nut told me it was realllllllllllly soon.

When it’s over, it’s over. When it’s not, it’s snot.

It’s coming on a Wednesday, give or take 3 days.

I’ve heard that if someone is vague about things, it usually means that they don’t know what they are talking about or they are lying. Everybody knows that. That’s what people say.

Do you know how many years I’ve been hearing THE END IS NEAR?

Actually, the end is behind you…

January 20th to be precise.

The sheriff is near!

Blazing Saddles

It’s called truth in advertising. Give customers something they can put on their calendars.

JVs have predicted the EOTW 8 times.

Would that be GMT? AM or PM? If you’re going to be the harbinger of doom you have to do it right!

Every day that goes by, the end gets nearer.

Tickets for the Rapture are going fast. No coupons or passes accepted.

If you get your end too near the fire, it’ll get burned!

“Time ended. Yesterday.” (shortest short story ever published)

A.M. or P.M.?

Is that 10 am or 10 pm? Which time zone? I hate imprecise messages.

When the fat lady sings.

How can you be serious about this if you are not going to attend all the meetings.

So, I guess I should cancel that dental appointment for Friday, huh?

Dang! Less than 24 hours to finish my shopping…

As long as we allow the population to continue to grow unabated the end isn’t that far away.

Some April 1 I want to stand at a street corner with a sign reading THE END WAS YESTERDAY.

It was a good meeting… they had doughnuts… glazed

Coming up, a new movie on TV, this Sunday, at 8PM, for the first time…..on this channel, this Sunday, at 8PM.