Herman by Jim Unger for January 02, 2021

Had something like that happened to me if she did not take the risk I wouldn’t be here

Inspiring to see such courage in the face of adversity.

He’s worth more dead than alive…

Conflict of interest?

I’m sure the guy is overjoyed to hear that.

Can you say “Life Insurance?”

“Just don’t send me the pieces!”

They were playing 3-handed poker and he was in the game, Still, he will get a chance to put something in the pot.

Well, for me, this is mostly true. My wife is a nurse. I defer to her on almost all my medical decisions. I live with an expert who can give me free medical advice. I’d be a fool not to heed it.

Yes, she has a medical power of attorney for me and vice versa.

A mechanic I was teaching to read told me he was having back surgery. The doctors wanted to fuse his lower back with steel. I never saw him in pain while teaching him. I’m a chiropractor. I tried to talk him out of it. I said I’d treat him for free up to the time of his surgery, and if he still felt like he needed the surgery he could continue with his plan. He said his wife had decided he needed it. I said your wife isn’t having the surgery. After his surgery I didn’t see him for a year. He shows up at my clinic and wants me to fix his back. It’s too late to do anything now; because of the metal plates. He had lost his job at the car dealership, and his wife had left him. It was really frustrating for me.

Bless her pea picking heart.

Of course she said that! Anything to save someone!

It’s day 2. Have you chosen your course for the coming year?

I remember this one from years ago. It is just as funny now as it was then. R.I.P. Jim Unger.

Find out if she took the over or under with the local bookie.

It’s why we have living wills, and powers of attorney.

And she even encouraged us to “pull the plug” no matter the outcome.

Brave woman.

Good then do it on her.

Just make sure neither of them is Jack Kevorkian

“Besides, it’s his own fault for swallowing her engagement ring.”

Saw this online:

I said “ It sure is great to be quarantined with my best friend!”

My wife said “ Must be nice”.

I think “she” must be this guy’s wife.