Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 09, 2020

To avoid tail and horn, surf the rhino. Spurs optional.

The rhinocerosity of the Rhinocerotidae.

So, it is not it’s fault that it’s is so horny…

…Jupiter & Saturn(rings and all) are going to be getting it on soon…

…no word about Uranus…

…“I’m a lone rhinoceros there ain’t a hell of a lot of us left in this world”…

…we all have our faults…

…even the earth has its faults…

… the San Andreas…

… today is the feast day of Juan Diego…

…which has nothing to do with today’s announcements…

Wot’s dis?

He’s so special, with that singular protrusion growing from his snout. It is a unique feature no other animal has and is on the endangered species list….they also come in white, live in the wild, ( or a zoo) GASP!

Rhinoceros you the one

You make the horn awfully fun

Splash in mud a lot or some

This poem makes love really dumb

It is over.

Quiddity station.

The quiddity speaks silently but large.

Today’s Zen mantra brought to you by the letter ‘Q’ and by nature’s own megafauna.

Would metaphysical quiddity be redundant?

Been here before, but still don’t know what’s going on or how to get out.

When I was a child in the SF Bay Area, on the TV they would have short cartoon films and one of them was about the birds on a Rino’s back and one of them sang, “Rino, Rino, he’s too fat to fly, oh.”

If only I could remember the password I created yesterday.

All I know sure is that it’s foot-stomps are worse than it’s bite.

What what? What it is. What’s that? The whatness. Whatever. Elementary my dear whatson.

Don’t forget the quality.

Wasn’t it Kant who referred to the “Ding an Sich”?

There’s a 1950 novelty song about the consequences of letting a nameless galumphing horror (possibly the very thing depicted in today’s comic) attach itself to your very SOUL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1tKZ3flZZY

What? What?

The whatness of what? Rhino doesn’t tell….

On the Blog: Copeland vs COVID-19 is crazypants batsh*ttery.  (FB00182)

… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhino_Entertainment …

I’d like to lick quiddity.