Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 21, 2020

Oh! What a terrifying thought! What would a DARK Wizard give for gifts?! Snakes, spiders, heads, poison ivy, Dragon’s Blood Wine, Cologne de Manchineel, sleeping bombs???

Another free ad for the big A?

Wiz eventually bought a red outfit and morphed into Santa.

I thought it was a hive.

It could be possible that the Big Guy upstairs might say something about copyright infringement.

Yeah good luck with that Wizard NOT!

Amazon? I thought he was competing with Santa.

Now if Wiz could find a way to make sure that thieves don’t steal the gifts off of people’s porches…

Well, the delivery system looks much better than Amazon’s! In fact, even the flying monkeys from the “Wizard of Oz” would be an improvement!

Competition is the spice of life….

Careful Parker and Hart. Bezos will start campaigning against yall.

The wizard has an adorable drone delivery system.

My, the Wiz got BIG!

Dronegels.

If he was really a good wizard, the goods would appear at your door the second you hit enter.

perspective is a little off or the Wiz had grown into a giant.

Overshlock.com ☺

Wait. Are those flying monk -ys?!?

I thought wizards used owls to transport their mail

I only wish……