B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 02, 2021

A new use for “Turtle Wax”

YEH-HAW! Tickets will now be sold! Line starts on the left! Clams only! No Credit! ;)

Hey, turtle?

Don’t you need some feathers for your pillow?

When somebody does something uncharacteristically nice…

John, just be thankful he didn’t start you down that hill head first. Remember what happened yesterday?

Jon’s life went steadily downhill from then on…

Eeevil bird!

Why is this reminding me of Mythtickle?

Better you should worry about him being able to flip you over at the the bottom of the run.

Used to do that with an old car hood…

…the all new Dookie decathlon downhill?

This can’t end well.

Slip slidin away

It’s day 2. Have you chosen your course for the coming year?

Dookie has probably picked on the only critter that can’t retaliate.

At least he didn’t push you down face first!

Hey, when your only friend is a parasite, you shouldn’t have high hopes from seeming acts of kindness.

Always read the fine print.

What are friends for……

Still have to beat Clark Griswold’s record.

I use turtle wax on my car. When I flipped it upside down, it did not slide down the hill. My turtle wax is clearly defective and I should sue them for the damage.

Watch out for bears.

The bird was humming “wax on, wax off” the entire time.

SLICK!

If I were John, I would have killed this bird years ago.

That bird is looking for some “Turtle Whacks!”