B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 01, 2021

Watch out for that bear!

Now that has to hurt.

Don’t know who I feel more sorry for; that bear or Jon the turtle.

So much for hibernation!

Well… their new year is starting out Fffffffffffffomped.

Hopefully Dookie will come and save John soon.

This is so unbearable.

Talk about rude awakenings.

“Fomp”, that can’t be good!

That bear needs an enema ! — to paraphrase Joker, 1989

Always wondered what happened to that cousin.

It was fomp while it lasted!

It’s darker than a bear’s a— in here! Oh…

So on a different note, the expression on the bear’s face in the last frame had me rolling on the floor in laughter. Thanks for cheering up my day :)

I hope that’s just steam rising in the last panel, if it’s not then John, will bearly be able to breath…

Somehow I don’t think John’s shell is going to provide the kind of protection he needs.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Sounded silly when Dem pres candidate HH Humphrey campaigned on that slogan in 1968, but it is very applicable this morning.

The inference is that today is a very good day to decide what to do with one’s life and get on with it.

May the new year be all you wish it to be. My wife and I wish you success.

He must have thought of some lib.

This cartoon had me concerned until I saw the turtle’s butt sticking out of the snow.

For a while I thought we were dealing with a turtle suppository.

Great way to start the New Year with your head up somebody else’s ass.

Fomp and circumstance

♫ “Who put the fomp in the fomp-ba-fomp-ba-fomp, who put the ram in the ramalama dingdong…”

Flake Off My Posterior!

Vern’s greatⁿ grandfather.

Ooooops! Sudden stops put an END to his travels!

Yes. FOMP. You’re now married.

Bear is lucky it wasn’t one of those giant Galapagos tortoises! Not that they’re found in the snow, of course.

Followed by a Crunch, a Chew, and a Swallow by a satisfied well fed, bear! ;)

Does a bear s*it on a turtle ?

Right up main street.

Wait for it… Here it comes…

“Ooooo…” ☺

Proctology to ER, stat!

LOL!!!

A bit late to ask, but……..exactly where did the turtle wind up?

Two foomps equal one fomp. Doesn’t seem right but there’s the proof.

FOMP!! I might have used a different word myself, probably several in fact…..

Oops! The bear appears to have a turtle head at his south exit.

Not good for the hemorrhoids.

And next, the bear will follow up with a “blork!”

“Fomp,” is that the sound a tortoise headed thermometer make entering a bare bear butt?

“Fomp” is a worrisome sound that must be investigated. “Foomp” is not a problem.

Ruh roh!

Ancient mans colonoscopy…

Recently in Alaska they had the Fattest Bear competition. It looks like this shelled critter had a double soft finish.

Kancho!

What a nightmare - waking up during a colonoscopy.

OUCH!!

There’s that bear again.

The bear lived it’s life scared and always kept a watch behind him. The turtle, on the other hand, was traumatized and spent countless hours washing his head.

I thought 2020 was over!