F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 07, 2021

The resolution is tied up in committee.

I was told today that NASA tracks many, many but sadly there is little they can do to divert them. If you see a very bright flash, duck and cover. Shock wave will break all windows and doors…..or worst.

What did the astronaut get from sitting too long on the moon?

Asteroids. Sorry, I’ll see myself out…

1990, In Alaska, we were told they made things w/o really thinking things thru. In a glacier park, sitting in their glacier, 2 year old museum/theatre, watched a beautiful movie explaining how fast glaciers moved. End of movie opened drapes to reveal behind movie screen, the window showing there was the glacier, now just about a block away from crushing building, No joke

….beautiful, friend the end.

Too bad Washington wasn’t ground zero

All the funding for that is going to Elon and Jeff so they can make a quick getaway and save themselves.

so that’s what happened to dinosaurs.. they didn’t have money..

Undoubtedly the plan will be adjusted to give billions in tax breaks to the wealthy so that the asteroid solution will “trickle down.”

Only thousands?

Don’t like science? Try praying the asteroid away.

This looks like a job for…Bruce Willis!

Congress was deadlocked again today on passing the emergency measure bill to fund Nasa’s asteroid response mission. At issue is the house’s attempt to increase school science funding through a clause in the bill. Several Senator’s and Congress people denied that the asteroid was real and continued to claim that it was fake news. Meanwhile the Asteroid is now visible in the sky to anyone who looks up, but the #it’sjustanillusion continues to trend upwards. The people are divided 49% to 51% in favour of it being a hoax despite all the reports by respected astronomers. The president announced today that everyone will be safe if they open up an umbrella when they leave the house on Feb 1, when the asteroid is expected to impact the earth.

Hopefully soon, the support and funding for the EPA, NIH, and NASA will be restored.

Wasn’t this TraitoRump’s approach to covid, too???

Help is on it’s way, as soon as Spock mind melds with Gracie.

This is scarily real. Just look at the ecopocalypse. Not just not funded, but hundreds of billions going toward making it happen even faster.

Too many people on the committee don’t believe in science, so…

I hope this doesn’t mean it’s the end of the strip

white capitalism