Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 04, 2021

Reminiscent of “Julius Errrrving!”

In all reality , empowered by a microphone who would have guessed this would happen ?

Marcel Irby’s dunk causes Vic Doucette’s EES to ignite the gym into a human conflagration. Oh the humanity!

Gil’s Pre-Game Pep Talk apparently had a deleterious effect. Why would a halftime “dressing down” be different?

@huskiecoach Code for halftime loofas, or threat of therein?

Gil reminds me of a coach I had in HS. All he did was yell and insult the players he chose for the team. No such thing as strategy adjustment.

Our Killer Bee Stings Again! But too many empty seats in the Hive.

P3- Vic is going hip, working on that soul patch, skinny goatee and turtleneck. This PA thing isn’t a job, it’s a gig. Dig?

@Charks Most of the crowd left at halftime after seeing the uninspired play in the first half and realized that second in the Vally is only a delusion this season

Too bad Gil stayed in the locker room after he fired them up. Someone has to make sure the loofahs are dry.

P1, Alfalfa with the steal!

P2, Fist Pump Man stayed but a good portion of the overflow crowd left for The Bucket after a disappointing first half.

P3, Vic breaks out the karaoke machine and belts out “Blue Moon” by who else but The Marcels.

P1 – “Well hello there dear readers! Thanks for tuning in!”

P2 – Who arranged the seating in this gym? Kids are jam packed on the lower points, even sitting within 6" of the court (see Saturday). And there is tons of room up top!

P3 – And Vic experiences EES! Tell us how it felt, Vic.

And speaking of how it feels, you don’t want to know how it feels to miss reading Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

… And so it begins with the P.A. announcer.

Marty is his IDOL

P2: The contagious spark has the stands on fire and Johnny Zombie (lower left) is coming for you Vic!

Number #34 is much quicker to ball after getting a halftime haircut!