Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 19, 2021

Sounds like she’s a…..“klept” woman.

Take…all of Roz’s menus.

She’s got a good grip on your cup.

she never goes on second dates because she’s always trying to steal away…

That joke is older than me and I’m ’kin ancient.

I’m sure that joke was stolen.

She must like eating a lot of candies. For she sure does have sticky-fingers.

Oh, she does. Make sure you keep an eye on her.

Uh….everything?

Note that one of the stools disappeared by the end of the strip.

She’s klepto herself, so far, but’s farklempt(ed) to tell others.

Will she leave without paying Roz? Bad manners, even for pseudo-food.

Be sure to count the silverware Roz.

We needn’t help kleptomaniacs; they have always helped themselves.

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

HA!

Don’t steal hair conditioner though…

I keep trying different things.

I think I’m going to “borrow” this joke.

I think I’ll steal this joke…

Good one. Yes, I will take one more of your mugs, then I will have the whole set.

Kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns, they take everything literally.

I love this bit of wordplay!