She comes on like a rose,
But everybody knows,
She get you and such.
You can look but you better not touch!
Poison Ivy,
Late at night while your sleepin’,
Poison Ivy comes a creepin’ around.
Jerry Leiber / Mike Stoller
Is that a stalk of asparagus, or are you just happy to seed me.
The Green Giant got attacked by avocado pickers again.
Ho Ho Ho!
Eh? The Tree Hulk?
I like the Faster Pussycat version.
how do they tell if he’s better if his skin is green…?
No Com-plants.
b’dum tsschht.
They better have a bedpan ready in case he has to pea…
We’ll have you jolly again in no time.
Isn’t he already in a persistent vegetable state…?
I’m Batman.
HO HO HO!
NO NO NO HO HO HO!
Ho Ho Ho Green Giant
You’d never catch him smoking weed.
Just hook him up to a pot plant, feel better faster.
Hope it’s not a poison I V.
GROAN***
Jolly Green Giant, Kingsmen
Took a sec… then the groan lasted a long time
ho ho ho
I bet he’d like to hook up with (Poison) Ivy…
September 06, 2014
RobinHood over 3 years ago
She comes on like a rose,
But everybody knows,
She get you and such.
You can look but you better not touch!
Poison Ivy,
Poison Ivy,
Late at night while your sleepin’,
Poison Ivy comes a creepin’ around.
Jerry Leiber / Mike Stoller
Vilyehm over 3 years ago
Is that a stalk of asparagus, or are you just happy to seed me.
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
The Green Giant got attacked by avocado pickers again.
wiatr over 3 years ago
Ho Ho Ho!
Gent over 3 years ago
Eh? The Tree Hulk?
cracker65 over 3 years ago
I like the Faster Pussycat version.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
how do they tell if he’s better if his skin is green…?
Qiset over 3 years ago
No Com-plants.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
b’dum tsschht.
PICTO over 3 years ago
They better have a bedpan ready in case he has to pea…
blunebottle over 3 years ago
We’ll have you jolly again in no time.
KenseidenXL over 3 years ago
Isn’t he already in a persistent vegetable state…?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m Batman.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
HO HO HO!
Darryl Heine over 3 years ago
NO NO NO HO HO HO!
OddGobb over 3 years ago
Ho Ho Ho Green Giant
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
You’d never catch him smoking weed.
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f over 3 years ago
Just hook him up to a pot plant, feel better faster.
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hope it’s not a poison I V.
chief tommy over 3 years ago
GROAN***
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Jolly Green Giant, Kingsmen
KEA over 3 years ago
Took a sec… then the groan lasted a long time
oakie817 over 3 years ago
ho ho ho
LrdSlvrhnd over 3 years ago
I bet he’d like to hook up with (Poison) Ivy…