Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 28, 2021

the food or the guys ?

I was going to say I’ll have a seat in the tasty fats section, but we all know which side that is.

The best seating is near the piano.

Fats Domino.

Fatty acids, skinny acids, medium weight acids. I’m never sure which one I’m supposed to eat.

Go with the bad fats anything bad always taste good

More Fats News?

Those other fats hate America.

Is the table for 4 in the foreground for saturated fats?!?

where’s the fathead section…?

It’s a trick. Just because it says Bad Fats, it doesn’t mean it’s Good Eats.

Then there is the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xHP83vJ8Wr4/maxresdefault.jpg

I don’t worry about the type of fat—I eat butter all the time, cook with olive oil, and occasionally cook with lard (tamales anyone?)—all for the flavor they offer. The difference is, I cook most of the food I eat myself so I know exactly what’s in it, then I eat it in moderation (I use a kitchen scale for portion control). As a result, I’m slightly overweight (BMI = 25.6) but acceptable and my cholesterol is a little high but not worrisome. There’s room for improvement, but nothing I waste energy obsessing over.

Minnesota Fats section? How sweet it is!

Good luck, Bob.

Gonna be a long wait, Bob

Everybody wants to rule the world.

Where’s the “Sugar/Salt/Fat” section???????

Just get the special, it’s the meatloaf, and put lots of ketchup on it. Oooh, the pie looks good.

Where is the alternative fats section?

Life is bad for your health. The longer you live the closer you get to death. The best you can hope for is that, when you are gone, people will say “They lead a good life.”

Where’s the “fathead” section?

Fats or facts?

This comic is not the place to look.

Go to the LGBT place and sit with the trans fats.

If you want divided, try discussing ACC college basketball in North Carolina. Now, that’s scary!

Even a cursory look through medical books reveals the industry’s use of arbitrary, or subjective measures or estimates and qualifiers such as the term “…at risk of…” . A careful reader can spot these. Remember: eat right, exercise die anyway. Happy trails!

They have side by side stools for those that can’t fit their behind on just one.

Where do I sit for my donut bacon cheeseburger?

https://www.thespruceeats.com/luther-burger-doughnut-bacon-cheeseburger-4018810

You’ve probably heard that there’s good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Personally, I prefer not to be so judgmental.

is that the domino effect?

Just give us the fats, ma’am. Just the fats.

At first glance, I thought it said “Good facts section, bad facts section”.

Back to dietary humor…

Don’t worry. Next year the good fats and the bad fats will change positions.

That should also read “good carbs” and “bad carbs” too.

Flip those signs around and they also indicate the Smoking / Non Smoking sections.

Smokers are stuck with the Bad Fats.