Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 25, 2021

What’s a group of Bandicoots called?

Okay, so they’re not good drivers. There’s no need to be snide about it!

If the teacher died before Sahkira’s fame, what did Shakira’s former choir classmates think when Shakira rose to fame?

When did the Rhino accident happen?

Britain also counterfeited currency and dropped it over Germany.

Higher vibrato is better

They also kicked her out because her hips lied. She learned her lesson, and now her hips are honest.

I would have kicked her too. To me she’s little more than a Cher impersonator with better looks.

Counterfeit Bobs or Joes would not have worked.

Take care, may London Thai baht counter William Rockford be with you, and gesundheit.

A crash of Rhinos just grouped into a safari bus.

Germany’s history has nothing on the present-day USA plans which is trying to ruin its own economy by printing fake dollars and passing it out as ridiculous no help covid relief to cover the national debt. China is loving it. js.

Did you know that the rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer in the wild…

https://youtu.be/OZ81dcD1N8s

The choir teacher didn’t know how to ask Shakira to reduce her vibrato? Seem like that would have been a better solution than refusing to let her join.

I remember when I was a kid there was a cartoon on Kids WB about an elementary school girl who was also a pop idol, and she couldn’t get into the school choir because her voice stood out too much. The teacher used a “french fry vs mashed potatoes” metaphor, noting that it’s great to be a french fry for solos and stuff, but you need to be a mashed potato to fit into a choir.

That’s what they said, but Shakira was rejected from her grade school choir because her music teacher thought her flatulence was too strong.

The Brits beat them to it by crashing their own economy.

Crash Davis was with the Durham Bulls, not rhinos.

As a little girl she enjoyed singing for schoolmates, teachers & the nuns at her Catholic school. She says she had also been known as “the belly dancer girl”, & every Friday at school she would demonstrate a number she had learned.

Most singers’ vibrato is too strong. My opinion is that vibrato is a weakness and a disqualifier.

They’re only called that when running…

A Crash?? Oh no! A crash is running over me (In case you were worried, i’m just kidding).

A Crash of Rhinos

A Pride of Lions.

A Murder of Crows

An Order of Fries.

shame on you Shakira using a strong vibrato! it will cause you to crash, like an economy

Fun fact: a group of hippopotamuses is called a bloat, but it is also called a crash.

When I was in the second grade. We were practicing for the Christmas concert and my teacher told me to just move my lips and not make a sound. I did as she said until the day of the Christmas concert in the cafeteria and I was loud,proud and off key.

I know I’m old but who’s Shakira? It’s a rhetorical question.