Germany’s history has nothing on the present-day USA plans which is trying to ruin its own economy by printing fake dollars and passing it out as ridiculous no help covid relief to cover the national debt. China is loving it. js.
The choir teacher didn’t know how to ask Shakira to reduce her vibrato? Seem like that would have been a better solution than refusing to let her join.
I remember when I was a kid there was a cartoon on Kids WB about an elementary school girl who was also a pop idol, and she couldn’t get into the school choir because her voice stood out too much. The teacher used a “french fry vs mashed potatoes” metaphor, noting that it’s great to be a french fry for solos and stuff, but you need to be a mashed potato to fit into a choir.
As a little girl she enjoyed singing for schoolmates, teachers & the nuns at her Catholic school. She says she had also been known as “the belly dancer girl”, & every Friday at school she would demonstrate a number she had learned.
When I was in the second grade. We were practicing for the Christmas concert and my teacher told me to just move my lips and not make a sound. I did as she said until the day of the Christmas concert in the cafeteria and I was loud,proud and off key.
monkeysky almost 4 years ago
What’s a group of Bandicoots called?
Leroy almost 4 years ago
Okay, so they’re not good drivers. There’s no need to be snide about it!
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
If the teacher died before Sahkira’s fame, what did Shakira’s former choir classmates think when Shakira rose to fame?
wjones almost 4 years ago
When did the Rhino accident happen?
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Britain also counterfeited currency and dropped it over Germany.
LiamG.P almost 4 years ago
Higher vibrato is better
Caldonia almost 4 years ago
They also kicked her out because her hips lied. She learned her lesson, and now her hips are honest.
Jaime Jean M almost 4 years ago
I would have kicked her too. To me she’s little more than a Cher impersonator with better looks.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 4 years ago
Counterfeit Bobs or Joes would not have worked.
Take care, may London Thai baht counter William Rockford be with you, and gesundheit.
HunterIsACriminal almost 4 years ago
A crash of Rhinos just grouped into a safari bus.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Germany’s history has nothing on the present-day USA plans which is trying to ruin its own economy by printing fake dollars and passing it out as ridiculous no help covid relief to cover the national debt. China is loving it. js.
aimlesscruzr almost 4 years ago
Did you know that the rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer in the wild…
https://youtu.be/OZ81dcD1N8s
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
The choir teacher didn’t know how to ask Shakira to reduce her vibrato? Seem like that would have been a better solution than refusing to let her join.
yangeldf almost 4 years ago
I remember when I was a kid there was a cartoon on Kids WB about an elementary school girl who was also a pop idol, and she couldn’t get into the school choir because her voice stood out too much. The teacher used a “french fry vs mashed potatoes” metaphor, noting that it’s great to be a french fry for solos and stuff, but you need to be a mashed potato to fit into a choir.
ncorgbl almost 4 years ago
That’s what they said, but Shakira was rejected from her grade school choir because her music teacher thought her flatulence was too strong.
The Brits beat them to it by crashing their own economy.
Crash Davis was with the Durham Bulls, not rhinos.
Scott S almost 4 years ago
As a little girl she enjoyed singing for schoolmates, teachers & the nuns at her Catholic school. She says she had also been known as “the belly dancer girl”, & every Friday at school she would demonstrate a number she had learned.
ekke almost 4 years ago
Most singers’ vibrato is too strong. My opinion is that vibrato is a weakness and a disqualifier.
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
They’re only called that when running…
RandomLantern445 almost 4 years ago
A Crash?? Oh no! A crash is running over me (In case you were worried, i’m just kidding).
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
A Crash of Rhinos
A Pride of Lions.
A Murder of Crows
An Order of Fries.
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
shame on you Shakira using a strong vibrato! it will cause you to crash, like an economy
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Fun fact: a group of hippopotamuses is called a bloat, but it is also called a crash.
TPFSA almost 4 years ago
When I was in the second grade. We were practicing for the Christmas concert and my teacher told me to just move my lips and not make a sound. I did as she said until the day of the Christmas concert in the cafeteria and I was loud,proud and off key.
pbr50138 almost 4 years ago
I know I’m old but who’s Shakira? It’s a rhetorical question.