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By law, the intelligence budget has to be classified. The problem is, it can be figured out by deducting the known parts of the budget from the overall budget.
But if you buy enough hammers, coffee makers, etc., at off the shelf prices, then invoice them at hyper-inflated amounts, eventually you can hide a good chunk of change.
The hammer issue was ridiculous and extravagant, but the submarine toilet seat â not so much. Submarines donât have normal toilets. So hundred of thousands of dollars each to redesign and install the toilets to accept normal seats, or couple thousand dollars to make a couple thousand or so custom seats.
When the military needs a special device, what makes it so expensive are the tooling charges. If you wanted a hammer made to your specifications, it would be just as expensive.
I remember being on Midway Island inâ80-81. The toilet paper âscandalâ! I was a womenâs barracks PO and we couldnât get enough TP for our heads, thank JC.
Myths. The hammer story involved a custom-designed-and-built hammer for use on the space shuttle. The toilet seat story was really about an entire toilet enclosure that was also purpose-built (for a plane, I think). Itâs expensive to do custom work.
TStyle78 about 4 years ago
Those are good deals.
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
That plane looks like it was used to roll back his air miles!
Imagine about 4 years ago
The taxpayer already paid for all that stuff.
Doug K about 4 years ago
This would be more real if the Pentagon/Government was the Buyer.
Waittilnxyr about 4 years ago
Gotta fund some shady deals
pathamil about 4 years ago
Câmon! Itâs a yard sale! Youâre supposed to price the stuff so you have room to negotiate it downâŠ
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
R. I. P.
O. F. F. !
Does anyone wonder where all change goes?
Nyckname about 4 years ago
By law, the intelligence budget has to be classified. The problem is, it can be figured out by deducting the known parts of the budget from the overall budget.
But if you buy enough hammers, coffee makers, etc., at off the shelf prices, then invoice them at hyper-inflated amounts, eventually you can hide a good chunk of change.
Bendarling1 about 4 years ago
Congress borrowed from those of us who pay taxes to buy that stuff from people who arenât paying enough taxes.
drycurt about 4 years ago
The hammer issue was ridiculous and extravagant, but the submarine toilet seat â not so much. Submarines donât have normal toilets. So hundred of thousands of dollars each to redesign and install the toilets to accept normal seats, or couple thousand dollars to make a couple thousand or so custom seats.
PO' DAWG about 4 years ago
Memories of when I was a kid buying stuff from army navy surplus. When we played âarmyâ we were well equipped.
mrluke00 about 4 years ago
Sad but true . Wonder why we are trillions in debt. Politicians arenât capable of running a hot dog stand
christelisbetty about 4 years ago
It was only used by a little old captain, who only drove nails on Sundays.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Aw come on, you price gouging. Them hammers are only worth $2K.
Impkins Premium Member about 4 years ago
Is that a toilet seat????? :)
WilliamMedlock about 4 years ago
When the military needs a special device, what makes it so expensive are the tooling charges. If you wanted a hammer made to your specifications, it would be just as expensive.
DebUSNRet about 4 years ago
I remember being on Midway Island inâ80-81. The toilet paper âscandalâ! I was a womenâs barracks PO and we couldnât get enough TP for our heads, thank JC.
Cactus-Pete about 4 years ago
Myths. The hammer story involved a custom-designed-and-built hammer for use on the space shuttle. The toilet seat story was really about an entire toilet enclosure that was also purpose-built (for a plane, I think). Itâs expensive to do custom work.
Suny about 4 years ago
Does the Pentagon come with a yard sale? Iâll buy it for $19.95!