Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 01, 2021

Shins are good for that too.

The other meaning of “Toe Jam”

That’s why you turn on the light.

No. That’s what furnitures are for.

Just found that out?

And the purpose of feet is to find Lego blocks on the floor.

Both my big toes have lost toenails because of that furniture stuff. . .

Insects have antennae, people have toes.

Aunty, eventually you will break a toe then you will wear socks or slippers when walking around in the dark.

“Purpose of toes is … "

Soles are for finding those Lego pieces your visiting young’uns left when they went home.

Son in law currently has a broken toe after finding bed frame

Let’s raise a toes to that, Aunty!

It also causes creative language skills :‑X

Got that right

Is it me or did a banshee just show up and ask Aunty to help her improve her wailing?

Reminds me of a song by a Christian artist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnblx-2nUxA

People think I have night lights all over my house because I’m afraid of the Dark.

Not true. I’m afraid of the Furniture that keeps attacking my Toes.