Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 26, 2021

The lord works in mysterious ways.

So damned flipping true!

I just get a kick watching those charlatans every Sunday morning, wearing those expensive suits and Rolex watches, and fleecing people out of their money!!!

I hope all those people who left yesterday over religious jokes remember to leave today as well.

I fell asleep watching TV several years ago. I awoke at a time when the only things on were infomercials and religious programs. There was a religious talk show on There were four well known televangelists on this show. They were talking about how much money they were making off the stupid gullible fans of their individual shows – until someone off camera told them to get back to discussing their charity programs.

Good one, Dan!

Amen!

Common, the Evangelical needs another jet.

And then there are the dangerous ones like Franklin Graham.

Yep, it’s all about money for most of them

God needs money:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8hefESt7c

The PTL strikes again.

But you get to keep the faith. Remember the prayer towel and the power water we sent you. All is good and the big man upstairs (my accountant Julius) loves you. Amen!

Pick-pocketing preachers prey on pious patsies!

Evangelicals are the ‘Modern Day Pharisees’.

Gotta pay for the mansion and private jet somehow.

When you consider all the grifter televangelists, the Trump stooges like Falwell Jr., and Franklin Graham et al, is it really any wonder that “organized religion” is a dying breed?

Wasn’t there quite a while back where one televangelist needed (don’t remember the amount) dollars because something bad was going to happen if he didn’t meet his goal?

These guys will take your money while looking you straight in the eye.

The televangelists prayer – ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj3uXzAjmeI

And that is why I don’t use back pockets.

Its still weird how people still fall for those thieves