Pickles by Brian Crane for February 28, 2021

Looks like someone is going to have to trim his mustache!

I took a leaf from my mother’s book when i got my beard caught in the zipper: What did she do about chewing gum in the hair? Didn’t seem like ice would be much use, but scissors worked nicely. Except for putting up with all the wise cracks for a week or so.

Uh oh will Earl be lacking his usual mustache come Monday?!

If your mustache is long enough to get caught in the zipper then it’s time for a trim.

Yes, Roscoe, I’m sure of it.

His “Cookie Duster” probably needed a trim anyway!

From Opal’s history she took the opportunity to generate a YEOWCH!

Somebody must’ve seen the “safe for kids” version of “There’s Something About Mary”.

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-moustache

Roscoe’s displaying typical dog behavior; stand behind the cook.

There comes a time in a man’s life, where he’s no longer certain if it’s moustache or run-away nose hair… not to mention the ear beards.

Stuck in a mustache?

Of course She yanked it !

Speaking from experience, there are worse things you could catch in a zipper.

Here’s a tip, Earl: Only Hercule Poirot can get away with that kind of mustache. Trim it or turn it up. . .

Even roscoe (if that is his correct name) feels his pain.

Of course she YANKED IT! I wouldn’t expect anything less from vengeful Opal! LOL

I have never had my mustache or beard caught in a zipper … BUT I on more than one occasion have had something else snagged and it was much more painful!

A simple trim would alleviate the the “Yeowch!”

Would not make the strip, I used scissors. yup that did hurt.

Thanks the heavens this didn’t involve Earl getting something different caught in his zipper…

Occasionally, when drinking from a can of soda, one mustache hair will get caught in the flip-top and the cash will go BOINGGG! when I take the can away.

Musta had a ‘’Yosemite Sam’’ musstash.

Using scissors was too easy-yanking was much more satisfactory for her.

Two choices: cut or yank. Why anyone would want facial hair that can get caught on things and be a potentially dangerous hazard is totally lost on me. He didn’t seem interested in cutting – he could have done that himself. Of course, he could do a lot of things for himself and won’t.

Yup……. she’s a Yanker…….. which would make HIM a Yankee.???

Reminds me about the other day when I heard my dog whining, looked and saw her paw stick into her hair! I immediately helped, of course!

Wait until you catch a foreskin in a zipper!

She got it done. Go for results, not method.

She shaved his mustache

Yank this!

Oh please.

That’s why the little Swiss Army knives have scissors on them!

lol