Endtown by Aaron Neathery for January 29, 2021

LOL! Yeah, really insulting! Is that a Wimpy burger?

So if – whatever it is – gives you what you want (lost ex girlfriend, lost little brother, a hamburger) how is this different from dittos? Or are they related??

Wally misses Holly. Duffy misses his brother. Alan misses food. All three are hungry for something.xD

Yes, but is it satisfying, or just empty calories? Though, I guess that bomb wasn’t very empty. I wonder why Alan manifested his desire, a supposedly satisfying one, while Wally manifested a taunting destructive one.

It’s only insulting if he’s not able to eat it.

And another layer of the onion is peeled away…

Wheee! A happy ending.

What is that expression on Wally’s face? Shell-shocked? Yawning? Angry?

Spookyions.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

A cliffhanger hamburger!

I guess they all got what they wanted or needed! Or maybe not.

In another reality Albert was a Burgher? That’s a mayor letdown.

Quantum entanglement with a cheeseburger, that’s something I could deal with!

as far as cosmic horror goes free hamburgers are pretty good

Hey Egbert! Hope you’re hungry for a Mammoth Burger; no one you’re related to. But it is sentient… and will scream when you bite into it.

Spooky action at a distance. That how Einstein described quantum entanglement.

Wally met a character associated with the cardoodle Cracky. Duffy met a character associated with the cardoodle Tuffy. Alan should meet a character associated with the cardoodle Egbert. So, perhaps the hamburger is actually a sentient talking cardoodle hamburger. Yeah, that’s the ticket….

It’d be a REAL insult if that were a mouse-that and with Alan/Eggbert being an elephant and all. ;)

Wally looks like he’s “talking to the hand”..

Welcome to Schrodinger’s Hamburger Stand, where all our food is served inside these cute, little boxes; or are they?

So I guess they bring in what they want to bring in. Duffy saw his brother, Wally saw Holly, and the elephant sees a burger.

Okay. So, no new comic today. So, I guess I’ll ask a couple questions, though most of you have probably moved on (and won’t be back until the next comic “drops”).

One: Thanks to the PIG MYSTERY, apparently, Endtown characters are not eating meat – for them that’s cannibalism. So, where did this hamburger come from? Endtown past? Or pre-Endtown?

Two: Even more frightening, with Holly more or less permanently sidelined, having been replaced by Kirby, why is Wally still drawn to Holly? (Other than he’s “drawn” that way) (incoming tomatoes)

Coulda’ been more insulting; it could’ve been a bag of peanuts…