Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 19, 2021

P2: “Everything Happens for a Reason — next time I’ll Turn Turn Turn.”

P1 No worries, we wouldn’t have lit up that awesome weed with officer Harvey, hey move out of the way, your obstructing my view to some eye candy over there

P2 So…let me think…why do I have this crutch in my hand…I can do some damage, but who, ummm I mean what?

P3 I have figured it out you fragile minded stooge, you will be my chauffeur, my personal servant and attend to all my needs until I’m healed, including massaging my attractive, sprained knee or I will beat you senseless with this crutch – somebody has to pay for this and that somebody is you

Vic, forget Tessi Tease, you need to get Mellon-y’s number and text her about going to the movies

Just be careful not to get chocolate stains on your pants

Scalp talking to the armpit and he hand talking to the face, man that weed lays on one long lasting high

Blame Doug for making them late, or Gil for the punishment of making them run laps. Or be mature about it. Glad someone beside CK can be vaguely mature in the strip. You all remember Gil, right? Character the strip was named for… We still see him every now and then.

Butt Muench needing crutches, maybe that sprain was kind of ugly.

Races down the hall between Vic and Tom at lunchtime. Vic’s the 2-1 favorite, having more experience.

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

P1, Twice. You were pulled over twice.

Random hot girl makes her cameo, never to be seen again.

P2, Smell my fingers!

P3, When or if the writers figure out where this story might be going, I hope they let us know.

In all reality , My grandma says the moon is made of green cheese ,step on a crack and you’ll break Grandma’s back and that as soon as she gets her hands on her War Bonds she’s cashing them in and moving to Florida .

My Grandma always said, “stupid is as stupid does.”

Random cute girl walking by, fist pump man (men?) in the background, giant hand, this strip has almost everything except EES.

And speaking of everything, almost everything you’d want out of a strip rehashing can be found in Mopped Up Thorp.

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P1- Fist Pump teammates are poised to escort Dougie to the boys restroom to enjoy a refreshing swirly.

Hey, the middle shadow in the background of P1 – that’s me! I can tell my head shape from a mile away. They finally put me back in like I’ve been asking. Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

P 2: “…talk to the hand, punk…”

Be sure to keep us in the know as well. Is it baseball season yet?

Man!!! These story lines are getting trite. Now we know the theme of this story relates to M “walking a mile in VD’s shoes”. Pleeeeease

P-2: Do we have any Palm Readers out there? I think it says something about a Man from Nantucket…

I miss CK

Doug took care of business by taking Muench out. Vito from Goshen moving the line for the next game. The second cop stop was to remind Doug that Vito will be counting on him.