Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 20, 2021

  1. Img 0910
    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Nobody wants to have a rat face.

     •  Reply
  2. Crazyforkedindianpalmsquirrel max 1mb
    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Rat commissioned a set decal of his face with the hairdo of the modern-day politicians.

     •  Reply
  3. Cane immagine animata 0071
    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I know human faces that are worse than that of Rat.

     •  Reply
  4. Ding a ling
    BasilBruce  almost 4 years ago

    Mirror, mirror, on the wall . . . EEWWWW!

     •  Reply
  5. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What’s wrong with a rat face?

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    cracker65  almost 4 years ago

    When I look in the mirror, the 25 year old inside me wonders who the hell that old guy is looking back at him.

     •  Reply
  7. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I still see bacon.

     •  Reply
  8. Bluedog
    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t like who I see in the mirror. I would rather see Charlize Theron.

     •  Reply
  9. Brain guy dancing hg clr
    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    The trick is to simply leave the light off. Cheaper too.

     •  Reply
  10. Ann margaret
    Caldonia  almost 4 years ago

    Ha! Someone finally scored one off goody Goaty 2 shoes.

     •  Reply
  11. Mrpeabodyboysherman
    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Goat, it’s never smart to jump to conclusions!

     •  Reply
  12. Pexels pixabay 278823
    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    Who do you see when you look behind the mirror?

    … Do you see Mike Lindell?

    Is the Mirror like a Curtain?

    … Is the Wizard of Oz the My Pillow Guy?

     •  Reply
  13. Cornfed
    cornshell  almost 4 years ago

    So why do they live together?

     •  Reply
  14. Rays
    TampaFanatic1  almost 4 years ago

    Every time when I look in the mirror, all these lines on my face getting clearer, the past is gone. It went by, like dusk to dawn

    Aerosmith, Dream On. The lyrics make much more sense now in 2021 than they did when I listened to this song back in my youth on 95YNF or 98 Rock.

     •  Reply
  15. Picture
    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago

    Pig take the decal off of the mirror. Put the decal on your butt ;-) … Croc Power !

     •  Reply
  16. Tj amal
    Darth Stevious  almost 4 years ago

    I see my dad.

     •  Reply
  17. D9fdd901 051e 4360 bc46 77fca1ec36ed
    Procat Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Even if you don’t like what you see in the mirror you are still alive.

     •  Reply
  18. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    You know you’re old when you’re still playing Angry Birds and get pissed off during the tournaments….

     •  Reply
  19. Ellis archer profile
    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    When I look in the mirror, I try to remember what life was like before all this.

     •  Reply
  20. Dk
    kunddog  almost 4 years ago

    Sounds like nofx’s I don’t like me anymore

     •  Reply
  21. Fb img 1509486198333
    e.groves  almost 4 years ago

    I used to take my grandson to school and every day he would look at the passenger mirror to make sure he was ready. I found a picture of a chimp’s face and taped it to the mirror. It was so funny the next time he looked in that mirror.

     •  Reply
  22. Missing large
    notjimothy  almost 4 years ago

    My father looks back from the bathroom mirror.

     •  Reply
  23. Greyandredtwins copy
    ChristineMurphy  almost 4 years ago

    Goat is a good guy.

     •  Reply
  24. Missing large
    jel354  almost 4 years ago

    The mirror has two faces.

     •  Reply
  25. Scan0001
    RACerri32  almost 4 years ago

    I quit looking at mirrors about 21 years ago .

     •  Reply
  26. Missing large
    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    At least Pig got the answer. The rest of us are still at the question stage……

     •  Reply
  27. Nowyoulisten
    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Still waters run deep, and Ted Cruz is a creep.

     •  Reply
  28. Playpen 1952
    l3i7l  almost 4 years ago

    I no longer have a bathroom mirror. Somebody snuck in and replaced it with a picture of a really old guy.

     •  Reply
  29. Missing large
    Thinkingblade  almost 4 years ago

    When I look in the mirror – its a mixed bag. I can see the miles, but I know what I learned from them. I see the areas I want to improve, but can live with where I am at in that process.

     •  Reply
  30. Missing large
    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    Rat’s ego REALLY knows no bounds, does it?

     •  Reply
  31. 20141112 192913
    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Poor Pig. What a terrible way to start the day.

     •  Reply
  32. Thinker
    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Sometimes I sympathize with Goat in these witless exchanges with Pig. This time, I’d gladly break Pig’s mirror on his head and give him a transfer-case of “7 Years’ Bad Luck”!

     •  Reply
  33. Picture
    LeeCharlesHughes  almost 4 years ago

    is the speech bubble in the last panel over wrong character?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Pearls Before Swine