Herman by Jim Unger for February 27, 2021

And here to protect me?

Judging by appearance, one of the originals from Baywatch.

David? Is it really you?

She’s a gold digger. That’s his life insurance company.

It’s not that he’s necessarily good at it. He just likes the feeling of superiority he gets from that position.

How did you guess?

That’s absurd. And REALLY funny…

Probably a mooring buoy

Didjz ever notice that only men, for the most part, sit on a bench like that?

I’m going to look out for your daughter, sir.

Aspiring vulture.

A HUGE LOL!!!!!

and a rather old and out of shape one at that……

If I were his daughter I’d be jealous of the hotties on the beach trying to steal that beefcake

Been a life guard for 50 years!

So you noticed the roll of lifesavers in his pocket.

What kind of lifeguard doesn’t wear a swim suit?!!!

I can tell by the way you’re sitting on the chair

Hope I’m not drowning in his pool!