Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 04, 2021

Joe Biden’s dilemma…

No haircut for over a year, now. I thought my hair would be longer.

Decision making when the singles hear “Last Call”.

That dog looks like a Roomba version of a Komondor (AKA Mop Dog).

Why FAUX PAW?

If they were cats, this wouldn’t be a problem, but rather the standard approach.

if Trump was a dog the other dogs would keep on smelling his head. Easy to understand if your head is full of s*t and is the only thing that comes out of all his holes

Butt you’d know the difference right away.

And they’re standing in snow, so you can’t observe which way its paws are pointing.

Loved the ‘Faux Paw’ comment.

Don’t worry, be healthy? I’m a year past my last cut and color and getting used to the grey. It’s an interesting transition.

I grew a beard so people would stop calling me “Miss”.

Ummm… that isn’t a dog.

It’s Cousin Itt.

My hair hasn’t been this long since senior year of high school.

I’m betting Shar-Peis have the same problem

I’ve alway had long hair, but it is to my shoulders. My wife’s hair hasn’t been so long since college.

I haven’t had a haircut since the beginning of the pandemic either.

Not just that, but it’s a cat…

I thought I smelled doggy breath.

My wife cuts my hair…I haven’t been to a barber shop for years and years. (BTW, I like barbershop quartet singing)

I use my Norelco Beard Trimmer about once a week to trim all over my head. Keeps things nice and neat.

I had long hair in the 60s and again in a long pony tail in the 90s. Long hair? Short hair? Later on came the option No Hair.

And that is why we stopped sniffing all together.