Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 04, 2021

And he can use his sword to cut the pizza!

A couple extra large pies and a keg of ale.

Are they smart enough to figure out how to divide a Pizza by Pi, (π)?

You mean, serving pizza under this guy? ;)

Don’t forget the wings and ranch….and a foot long sub. I warned these guys. Don’t get me started.

Pizza!!!

Is that Death or Pizza or Glory or Pizza?

Or maybe they thought Pizza and end of report!

Chicken wings, Deep dish pizza, Bread sticks, Fries, better also get a salad in there.

Cake or death?

Take a piece of pizza.

Take a piece of time to consider your goals and possible consequences.

Take the peace (if it’s possible).

They can take our lives, but they’ll never take our pizza!, Good war cry, rubbish film….

Make mine Hawaiian please.

Be sure to offer pizza to the enemy and the world just might turn out better for your future selves (us).

That’s what she said. Yeah baby!

Pizza. Deep dish.

sarcasm dottily noted.

Death or glory

Becomes just another story

Death or glory

Becomes just another story

Rod has his priorities in the right order.

If only G. C. Custer had thought of this. . .

Rod, you do know that the Hun is responsible for the sausage on your pizza, hmmm? Yes, that includes pepperoni, too. So, what now?

Rodney’s first attempt didn’t move the troops.

Okay, I get it. If your going to charge something, it should be something you really want. Like pizza or gas. I charge all my groceries. American AXpress work pretty good.

Ah pizza the ultimate peace treaty

What, no donuts?

Well did you bring enough Pizza for everyone, including the Hungry Horde of Hun’s???

George Patten, you AIN’T.

I’ll always take pizza over death and glory.

I wonder how many of the enemy died from laughing too hard??

That’s what I call l leadership!

Hold the onions

George Patton, he is not…..

Could i have pepperonies with that…

Funny – that’s what she said.

I’ll take “Glory” for 200 Alex.

Hold out for the good initials, Sir Paul.

Sir Rodney and his team. A bunch of jokers. I wonder how the fink is able to hold on to the kingdom with these soldiers.

With chicken, mushrooms and onion!