Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 06, 2021

Not as bad as this storyline!

If only there was some guy in Milford HS with a sweet ride, who Tessi could get with…

This is riveting stuff…on the edge of my seat as this story line continues to develop at a snail’s place.

I think R&W could get a lot more out of the girl’s locker room panels buy giving us more time in there !!!

Tribal Council meeting at the pizza wigwam, about to vote Tessie off the reservation. She’s Milford’s answer to Meghan Markle. Chief Mimi to wield her pardon power as playdowns loom?

“We hope you are. If there’s another one here in school – we don’t like her either.”

So when Corrina gets a chance to rag on her for something ACTUALLY unlikeable, she doesn’t say anything?

Ok ladies then we all agree that someone has to talk to Tessi before she breaks Vic’s heart. Damn right and in all reality I’m just the person to do it. Oh goody,thanks Corina , we knew we could count on you and in all reality you owe us $ 2 for pizza.

CK ( we wish): “Where’s my butter knife?”

“… that was bad. The waitress at the diner said always go with the sloppy joes.”

Who’s house are they supposed to be at? That looks like a 96" or larger TV monitor in the background. Can’t be CK’s house. Anything larger than a 40" would be too big for CK’s house

Yep, Peanut Butter and Anchovy Pizza really is bad.

Day 91 of Moon Held Hostage. Even Tessi is concerned about being “the only one” worried about his whereabouts.

Multiple EES in P2 and multiple ants in P3. Yech!

P1, Depends on how he’s got that van accessorized, Teazy.

P2, Yes and you’re also the only one who hasn’t hit the showers yet.

P3, Hmm, doesn’t look like that monstrous TV is wall mounted so I guess the other half rests on a different console. For someone who hates everybody, CK sure likes hanging out with her teammates.

P1 BUT… thinly disguised contempt delivered it its finest art form

P2 Tessi’s hair superpower is revealed as it grows nearly a foot since the end of the game to form a whip to fend off the EES attacks from the right and left (I think I have my orientations correct today)

P3 Okay, that was bad, we should have told her we all have dates to ride with Vic in his rolling palace of pleasure disguised as a grampa van

P4 Let’s group text the entire school what Tessi said about Vic’s van!

What could go wrong? Everyone will pile on Tessi and behave in a sensitive and caring way toward Vic

Maybe Contessa hasn’t looked at the van as closely as the cougar milf did…she would have noticed the bumper sticker “If this vans a rockin, then don’t come a knockin”

2 large pizzas for 3 growing girls

So now the entire girl’s team is going to go on a date with Vic to show Tessi how shallow she is. Lesson not learned

As one who drove a VW microbus camper during my dating years, Tessa there are many opportunities and a variety of activities one may participate in, in a van. Drive in movies, fireworks and beach trips just required opening the rear doors and rearranging cushions…

Mr. B?? PIZZA! Who else but Del Bader, fresh off his prison sentence. Son Barry is shuffling his schedule to help with the business. Opening a high profit business like pizza is a master stroke.

Coaches Held Hostage: Mimi, Day 45; Kaz, Day 35.

Come on, what is CK waiting for? Normally she’d explode at that, but she’s biting her tongue for now? The director must have told her to stall since they don’t have enough writing done to get them to baseball season yet.

I’m no hair expert, but I don’t think someone with a massive perm would be using that kind of soft hairbrush. It wouldn’t work.

Late night pizza and Hoo, normally a fun night, but why aren’t they at The Bucket? And since the boys normally play on Friday night, not the girls, this is a school night? They’re going to be sleeping in class tomorrow morning.

And speaking of sleeping, don’t get caught sleeping and miss reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

It’s just you Tessi. It’s just you….

Back when I was in high school and college, customized vans were hot. Tessi would have been jumpin in and out of those shaggin wagons faster than sh*t through a goose.

They should get the ball more to helium girl, who can eat pizza while levitating two feet above the floor!

https://youtu.be/hX6H2q14s44

10,000 watts of holy light to you Michael Stanley, my Cleveland brother – RIP

P2/3: Can’t Whigham at least put a box between the two panels such as “Later, in the girl’s lair, plotting begins…”

P2: Foul on #25…travelling not in a van.

Why?