Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2021

For those who don’t have the luxury of working from home, the showers have gotten busier.

am i going nuts, or is the shower talking to Pig?

Is this what’s known as dry humor?

Technically, by not showering, you’re saving water. That’s my excuse whenever people tell me I have body odour.

Being a Pig that’s natural.

Pig has a point. In quarantine, you never get a chance to work up a sweat. I am forced to shower and shave by my facial hair. When I start looking at Harvey Weinstein in the mirror, it it is time!

I’m itching for a shower right now.

I can’t stand the feeling of not showering.

Yep, one year down the drain.

MY shower seems to prefer that I not use it. It generally tries to freeze at least once when someone in the house starts the washing machine, and then steam me when someone in the bathroom that shares a wall with it flushes the toilet.

The shower eschewed can be very dangerous!

Shower? Not waller, Pig?

I think I’ve only missed maybe 2 so far. My hair looks really greasy if I don’t wash it.

woah. DEEP

I think Pig must have eaten some of those mushrooms Rat got from the cow pasture the night before….. However, no matter how you cut it, quarantine or not, you are going to be very ripe and gamey if you do not shower for 4 days.

At age 80 and living alone, my sense of smell is so far gone that I don’t bother me.

The old 1950s Saturday night shower or bath whether you need it or not!

Not for baby showers, though, from what I hear. :D

OK The pandemic may be an appropiate excuse for Pig today – but what could be the excuse for Peanuts’ Pig Pen in the 70s?

Just go commando … with baby wipes!

Since the pandemic started I don’t shower any more. Of course I don’t shower any less either.

Pig has lived up to his name! He doesn’t shower daily and he Pigs out on fries!

It’s just an ecological choice for preserving water.

Do you hear voices? I do, my means of deliverance

tami fay and guard duck

Amen, brother.

Why doesn’t he just take a mud bath?

Save water, shower with a Rat.

He really misses tapping into all the live stream events that he used to host.

I really wish I couldn’t relate to this comic, but…

call me crazy, but isn’t the shower head supposed to be up higher? Actually it makes sense if PIGS TOOK SHOWERS

And who leaves their shower curtain outside of the tub??

How does Pastis know this about me? :-D

And noses…

I hear it’s been a good year for plastic surgeons. After all, looking at your own face for several hours a day during Zoom meetings cannot be good for your self-esteem.

Everyone’s wearing masks anyone, who can smell anyone?

It has definitely caused problems in the real estate field.

Nope.

Their shower head is so low, I’d have to lay down.

I take more showers and baths now than before the pandemic. It’s comforting.

https://www.gocomics.com/clayjones/2020/03/25

Tough indeed.

Shower Shaming! Sometimes, especially during the pandemic quarantine, it’s necessary!

Well-played, sir.

Cheese yes, but not in the shower … I’ve had a beer in the shower, though.

New shirt, socks and undies every day. Who needs to shower?