No rush. They have plenty of Band-Aids.
I sometimes think my iPhone may do preemptive medical alerts. It has asked me once if I needed help.
I find this one very funny!
A Pre-sponder?
… maybe could serve as a Pre-venter.
“Hey, what are YOU guys doing here? No one’s called for an amb…ACK! My heart!!”
Johnson’s been fooling around and his missus just found out. . .
Just sit and watch for blood.
“Hey, I’m sawing wood here. You’re distraaaaAAKKK”
“I knew you were going to cut yourself.”
Monty Python had a sketch where a person was watching the news and they announced his passing. “What are they talking about, I’m not dead! Ack!!!”
Are First Presponders pre-disposed to anything?
Have him drive past the Arbuckle house on his way, just in case.
Wasn’t that the basic premise of “Minority Report”?
Why is she practicing fortune telling? Shouldn’t she have won the Mega Millions by now?
I’d imagine all certified psychics have to sign some sort of NDA. You know, the scientifically proven psychic folk.
Yes, and be sure to wear your oversized black hoodie.
And then a wicked idea occurred to him: someone needs to start the fire, right?
Reminds me of “Dead like me”, give him a sticky note and let him figure out which one is going to leave.
She would have contacted people directly, but her name is Cassandra.
Her next client is the medical examiner.
I never thought of Fortune Tellers as Pre-Cogs before. I suppose they know when the government might be coming to put them in a pool with others in order to predict crime so they can avoid that fate – and that of dealing with Tom Cruise.
November 25, 2017
Here's Waldo almost 4 years ago
No rush. They have plenty of Band-Aids.
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
I sometimes think my iPhone may do preemptive medical alerts. It has asked me once if I needed help.
Qiset almost 4 years ago
I find this one very funny!
Doug K almost 4 years ago
A Pre-sponder?
… maybe could serve as a Pre-venter.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 4 years ago
“Hey, what are YOU guys doing here? No one’s called for an amb…ACK! My heart!!”
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
Johnson’s been fooling around and his missus just found out. . .
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Just sit and watch for blood.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
“Hey, I’m sawing wood here. You’re distraaaaAAKKK”
“I knew you were going to cut yourself.”
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
Monty Python had a sketch where a person was watching the news and they announced his passing. “What are they talking about, I’m not dead! Ack!!!”
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
Are First Presponders pre-disposed to anything?
l3i7l almost 4 years ago
Have him drive past the Arbuckle house on his way, just in case.
jmcenanly almost 4 years ago
Wasn’t that the basic premise of “Minority Report”?
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Why is she practicing fortune telling? Shouldn’t she have won the Mega Millions by now?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’d imagine all certified psychics have to sign some sort of NDA. You know, the scientifically proven psychic folk.
CrzyDyeman almost 4 years ago
Yes, and be sure to wear your oversized black hoodie.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And then a wicked idea occurred to him: someone needs to start the fire, right?
CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of “Dead like me”, give him a sticky note and let him figure out which one is going to leave.
Cerabooge almost 4 years ago
She would have contacted people directly, but her name is Cassandra.
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
Her next client is the medical examiner.
Another Take almost 4 years ago
I never thought of Fortune Tellers as Pre-Cogs before. I suppose they know when the government might be coming to put them in a pool with others in order to predict crime so they can avoid that fate – and that of dealing with Tom Cruise.