Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 18, 2021

No rush. They have plenty of Band-Aids.

I sometimes think my iPhone may do preemptive medical alerts. It has asked me once if I needed help.

I find this one very funny!

A Pre-sponder?

… maybe could serve as a Pre-venter.

“Hey, what are YOU guys doing here? No one’s called for an amb…ACK! My heart!!”

Johnson’s been fooling around and his missus just found out. . .

Just sit and watch for blood.

“Hey, I’m sawing wood here. You’re distraaaaAAKKK”

“I knew you were going to cut yourself.”

Monty Python had a sketch where a person was watching the news and they announced his passing. “What are they talking about, I’m not dead! Ack!!!”

Are First Presponders pre-disposed to anything?

Have him drive past the Arbuckle house on his way, just in case.

Wasn’t that the basic premise of “Minority Report”?

Why is she practicing fortune telling? Shouldn’t she have won the Mega Millions by now?

I’d imagine all certified psychics have to sign some sort of NDA. You know, the scientifically proven psychic folk.

Yes, and be sure to wear your oversized black hoodie.

And then a wicked idea occurred to him: someone needs to start the fire, right?

Reminds me of “Dead like me”, give him a sticky note and let him figure out which one is going to leave.

She would have contacted people directly, but her name is Cassandra.

Her next client is the medical examiner.

I never thought of Fortune Tellers as Pre-Cogs before. I suppose they know when the government might be coming to put them in a pool with others in order to predict crime so they can avoid that fate – and that of dealing with Tom Cruise.