Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 18, 2021

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    eolan59  over 3 years ago

    Well the good thing is that the sharks won’t attack you…“Professional Courtesy”

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    kakaako.fixtures  over 3 years ago

    I think they are going to need a larger island…

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Or at least mention that one of the lawyers has a cat face.

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    Papared25  over 3 years ago

    Cannibalism will start promptly at lunch.

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    Was this the three billable hours tour?

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    That’s a great name for a lawyer’s boat. I have not one but TWO (retired) lawyer cousins, so I’ve heard all the lawyer jokes. This one is… so-so.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 3 years ago

    How long till one of them is elected judge and they can start billing hours as they sue each other

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    Welcome to Litigious Island.

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    dot-the-I  over 3 years ago

    Rescuers: “There are only two of you lawyers, but three makeshift huts on the island. Why the third?”

    Resucued: “One for Harry, one for me, and the third on which we are establishing a lien.”

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    David Henderson  over 3 years ago

    If a plane sees that message they may just call in an air strike.

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    Lawrence.S  over 3 years ago

    “All millionaires!” might be more effective. (There are poor lawyers, but they don’t go on ocean cruises. Um, ‘poor’ could indicate either their ability as a lawyer or their financial condition. The two are not related. Some poor (ability) lawyers are raking in dough.)

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    descabro  over 3 years ago

    HELP! is more visible and no fine print.

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    zzeek  over 3 years ago

    It’s going to be difficult writing the small print in the sand. He also needs to figure out a way to back up his work for when the tide comes in.

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    ajr58(1)  over 3 years ago
    What is it called when a plane load of lawyers crashes? A good start. What is it called if there are two or three empty seats? A shame.

    By the way, my uncle’s boat was “the counselor.“

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I taught a lawyer how to scuba dive. Funny enough, the conversation around his needing assistance was, not surprisingly, short. …HELP!

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    Redd Panda  over 3 years ago

    I used to enjoy stipulating…just too old now. Sigh.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Lawyer comic. Setting up fish in a barrel for fishermen with muskets.

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    Billy Yank  over 3 years ago

    At least they are not using the Garamond typeface recently banned by the DC Circuit Court.

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    ERBEN2  over 3 years ago

    How about the old story about ( it was so cold that I saw two lawyers walking with both of their hands in their own pockets ) : )

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    “Maybe we’d have a better chance”? No. Maybe you’d have a chance.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Without a court system, lawyers are useless. :)

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    “any chance”

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Let’s get started on that lawsuit against the shipping company.

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    Stan McSerr  over 3 years ago

    Fortunately for them, that is not Jurassic Park island. There is a rumor dinosaurs like the taste of lawyer.

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    saltylife16  over 3 years ago

    How can a lawyer safely swim around sharks. Professional respect.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This is why I teach young lawyers to use plain English. A simple “help” is clear and thorough

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    thelordthygod666  over 3 years ago

    The one time you’d want to see global warming speed up.

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    Neat '33  over 3 years ago

    Um; the words “used car sales person” should be added after “lawyers” !

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    cupertino jay  over 3 years ago

    ye olde saying.. it’s a rising tide sinks the lawyers

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    cracker65  over 3 years ago

    Sharkbait

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    j.p.wright Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Love them all!!! The jokes that is!!!

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    hagarthehorrible  over 3 years ago

    I would advocate not to divulge your identity to the rescuers.

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    JenSolo02  over 3 years ago

    J&J, Moderna, or Pfizer?

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Guess where the next nuclear testing site will be.

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    q94040  over 3 years ago

    Bad grammar: “agrees” to board…

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    When I joined our small town community theater group, I noticed there were several lawyer/members. I figured they were making up for the fact that they never got any “Perry Mason” moments in real life.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Esquire must have run into Anoesis.

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    Iwa Iniki  over 3 years ago

    It appears most of the comic character are stuck on a time island.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Lawyers On Southern Tangent.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A better chance of getting rescued, versus being bombed!

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    KeithPixton1  over 3 years ago

    I think Mark Twain predicted that in 100 years they would have banned lawyers.

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    whenlifewassimpler  over 3 years ago

    Wow all I guess I was lucky as other than the compensation lawyer that I left after he said no raise …..I worked for wonderful lawyers who appreciated my work and gave me nice bonus’s though the first temp job one was the highest ever.

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